Lastered

The art of excess drinking, normally resulting in a blackout, that has you so plastered you drop the P.

Person 1: "Hey, remember when John drank eleven beers in 40 minutes and ended up face down in the front yard the other night?"

Person 2: "Yeah, man! He was so Lastered."

by ABCritt November 7, 2011

Last Chance Undies

Your last pair of clean underwear, reminding you that this is your last chance to wear any unless you get your laundry done; that pair of ugly old underwear that you reserve for an emergency.

Dude, I gotta do laundry today, I've got my last chance undies on!

by breezy-licious July 17, 2011

lastmeasure

A virus program created by the GNAA which rapidly creates windows of shock images and plays a loud sound clip of a guy saying "HEY EVERYONE, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" Often used against noobs on forums. Examples of links to lastmeasure: doom3.zoy.org, halflife2.zoy.org, freeipods.zoy.org, <any word>.on.nimp.org, www.music-piracy.org/mp3s, wop.xytmnd.com. WARNING: DO NOT GO TO THOSE LINKS!

noob: hay guyz how do i maek a new thred
Regular: (disguises a lastmeasure link as a link to a "help" topic)
noob: WTF U GAVE ME A VIRUS U FGT

by fffffffffff February 12, 2007

last biscuit bandit

One who eats all of something except for a small remaining amount, so they aren't blamed for eating it all.

"WHO ATE ALL THE BISCUITS?"
"Don't look at me I saw George here eat the last one".

by Alpaca Lenny February 6, 2005

last year's model

Recent ex-girlfriend or boyfriend.

Tom and Jill are at the grocery store when Tom's ex-girlfriend Brady shows up:

-Hi Tom! How are you doing?
-I'm fine, thank you! Brady, this is my girlfriend Jill.
-Hi Jill! I'm Brady, last year's model.
<ensuing awkwardness>

by fabianb February 14, 2010

Last Surprise

You'll never see it coming.

You'll never see it coming
You'll see that my mind is too fast for eyes
You're done in
By the time it's hit you, your last surprise

by Shæpulßky January 28, 2021

self last

The opposite of self first. Self last requires your buddies to stick with you to avoid awkward situations that could arise from a person of the opposite sex wanting something you do not want anything to do with.

Your friend really wants to make out with you and you know he/she is planning on making a move but you want to avoid it. Therefore you call "self last" to your crew and they are forced to hang with you so no moves can be made.

by HeinzDub April 14, 2009