Lonely Sharpie

A guy who has a millimeter penis. He thinks he is cool but in reality he doesn't have any friends. He thinks he is black but he is the whitest person in the world. This is someone that always wears cargo pants even when he "runs" outside....
by tperry76 December 15, 2016
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The Lonely Redneck

When one consumes alcohol and molests a piece of taxidermy.
The Lonely Redneck has had no luck with the ladies tonight, and he's way too drunk to catch anything that is alive...
by Nickslice October 19, 2009
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Lonely Legs

A young annoying female who goes on vacation by herself. She will often be found searching for the next man, woman, or couple to sleep with. She is found mostly in her home habitat...the bar.
Uh-oh, here comes good old lonely legs hide your mate.
by adiejan January 16, 2011
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lonely cheating

Guy 1: So she walked in on you jerking one out?
Guy 2: I like to think of it as lonely cheating.
by KillerOrange27 October 08, 2009
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Lone Wolf

A "Lone Wolf" is someone who keeps to themself, and tends to sit around older kids looking awkward. Although this person may look awkward, DON'T BE FOOLED! This Lone Wolf may be actually pretty cool. They might end up being grouped with the younger kids at larger family functions; generally the "Lone Wolf" is a billion times more mature and less weird than kids their age, however too awkward to hang out with people who are older, henceforth the moniker "Lone Wolf."
Macy: "Look at this kid. She is so awkward!"
Hazel: "Nah, man, that is a Lone Wolf!"
by someboredkids July 27, 2011
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Lone Ranger

A lone person walking in an area that is typically devoid of pedestrian traffic. Lone rangers are typically individuals seen walking in suburbia, on highways, or in abandoned urban areas.
Hey, check out this guy walking on the side of the highway. We got a lone ranger over here.
by goon central May 19, 2010
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Lone Wolf

Gollum became a lone wolf when the other hobbits kicked him out of his village.
by Light Joker April 10, 2005
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