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Boat launch disease(BLD)

It starts off as a small case of lamenigga-itis , and eventually(if untreated) can and will turn into a number of serious health complications such as: bum bumps, fentanyl addiction, scabies, dizziness upon standing, sudden weakness, super fever, severe picking, white shit in the corner of the mouth, empty pockets at all times, sudden death.

It is very contagious.
That bitch gave me boat launch disease(bld)
by TBSieLee November 13, 2023
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HARD LAUNCH

it is lauching with a hard dick inside ur girl
by vuyctyiytfu February 14, 2025
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scrub the launch

reluctantly acceptive of a "pick up bar" turn down
jim had to scrub the launch and return home for some ungoverned sex! and set himself "alight" (-UK for "on fire" !)

he hated to, but had to scrub the launch

he THOUGHT he was going to "get off" , but had to scrub the (would be) launch
by michael foolsley September 5, 2022
mugGet the scrub the launchmug.

Test Launch

When a male masturbates on his back so that the aftermath of his ejaculation covers his penis, using that as lubricant for a second round.
I have a lot of free time today so maybe I'll do a test launch.
by Ferrell Williams March 13, 2021
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Jug Launch

A game where people or hahbeebees are tied to a carousel and teams launch piss jugs from a water balloon launcher and try to hit them in the face and dick
I am excited to celebrate the return of the supreme leader I hear theres going to be a round of jug launch
by Hahb Shoge January 31, 2024
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Abort Launch Sequence

When you feel a boner coming on so you stop all forms of affectionate/sexual activity any pray that you dont get one.
Girl:*Moves up close to a guy.

Guy: Whoa abort launch sequence
by pancakes-and-mercats June 20, 2011
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Rocket launch

The Rocket Launch when you're about to cum and the girl flips onto her back and opens her mouth and while you're finishing sneezes rocketing you're cum onto your ballsack and headbutting your ass cheeks
I thought I'd try something new until I had to sneeze and ended up rocket launching him.
by Novastrikr November 2, 2019
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