A highly contagious STD which is located amongst the pubic hairs and genitalia. Like normal herpes it grows into sores. However, when the affected areas fully germinate, the disease then mounts laser turrets upon the sores. These turrets shoot lasers with high accuracy and range, which upon contact with target spread the Laser Herpes to the genitalia and repeat the process. Little is known about the origin of said affliction, but to avoid contraction it is suggested to wear lead underwear, as it is the only substance the lasers cannot penetrate.
It is very painful, and irritating.
It is very painful, and irritating.
by LuqMawn September 25, 2010
Get the Laser Herpesmug. when someone's breath is so bad it can cut through any object or distance attempting to obstruct it.
Frank came into my office to talk to me this morning and he had such bad laser breath I wanted to puke. I held my hand over my nose but I could still smell it.
by Joey BeffBuicker July 27, 2010
Get the laser breathmug. by Bridar November 10, 2008
Get the laser twistymug. la·ser-faced
ley-zer feyst
adjective
1. To be thoroughly intoxicated with a high propensity to enter beast-mode
2. To disregard naysayers that hinder your exuberance while pursuing unimaginable debauchery.
ley-zer feyst
adjective
1. To be thoroughly intoxicated with a high propensity to enter beast-mode
2. To disregard naysayers that hinder your exuberance while pursuing unimaginable debauchery.
by TheEmoney August 14, 2021
Get the Laser-facedmug. a device used to transport objects from the analog universe (the real world) into a digital realm (world inside the computer)
by Bonzer Tucker May 26, 2004
Get the digitization lasermug. by stutterisland May 9, 2010
Get the Laser Throatmug. When a cat or dog has glowing laser-like eyes, from the reflection of a camera flash, or car headlights.
by Satan's Little Muffin January 20, 2013
Get the Rabies Lasermug.