when someone's breath is so bad it can cut through any object or distance attempting to obstruct it.
Frank came into my office to talk to me this morning and he had such bad laser breath I wanted to puke. I held my hand over my nose but I could still smell it.
by Joey BeffBuicker July 27, 2010
A highly contagious STD which is located amongst the pubic hairs and genitalia. Like normal herpes it grows into sores. However, when the affected areas fully germinate, the disease then mounts laser turrets upon the sores. These turrets shoot lasers with high accuracy and range, which upon contact with target spread the Laser Herpes to the genitalia and repeat the process. Little is known about the origin of said affliction, but to avoid contraction it is suggested to wear lead underwear, as it is the only substance the lasers cannot penetrate.
It is very painful, and irritating.
It is very painful, and irritating.
by LuqMawn August 04, 2010
by Bridar November 09, 2006
la·ser-faced
ley-zer feyst
adjective
1. To be thoroughly intoxicated with a high propensity to enter beast-mode
2. To disregard naysayers that hinder your exuberance while pursuing unimaginable debauchery.
ley-zer feyst
adjective
1. To be thoroughly intoxicated with a high propensity to enter beast-mode
2. To disregard naysayers that hinder your exuberance while pursuing unimaginable debauchery.
by TheEmoney August 15, 2021
Verbal and emotional actions when being gaslighted by someone. Overly dramatic crying,
yelling, or accusatory speech that follows in a gaslighter's dialog to redirect blame. So much so that you question your sanity, your judgments, and your morals beyond belief.
yelling, or accusatory speech that follows in a gaslighter's dialog to redirect blame. So much so that you question your sanity, your judgments, and your morals beyond belief.
My ex would hit me with the PLASTIC LASERS. She'd go days without calling or texting me and when I'd ask her where she's been, she'd start crying saying 'you're so clingy NOW, but where are you when I need you.' Called me selfish and narcissistic. Never answered MY questions tho. Complete one-eighty on me. ."
by TheDigitalRealist August 28, 2021
by chdhf December 23, 2016
When a cat or dog has glowing laser-like eyes, from the reflection of a camera flash, or car headlights.
by Satan's Little Muffin January 21, 2013