Lap Candy

A relationship based on only sexual needs with no emotional connection.

A girl/boy whose only purpose is to service their lover whenever needed.

"Hey baby want to come over and be my lap candy? I'll lick you all night long."
"Ohhh I'm getting soaked already be there in a few!"

"Dude Julie is my lap candy."
"I heard she was Kevin's lap candy for awhile. I'd be careful man she's a total slut!"

by Anona1989 May 1, 2009

lap whore

someone who eagerly sits in anyone's lap at the slightest opportunity.

sofi was such a lap whore at that party, every single time i looked at her she was sitting in someone else's lap!

by tasha.. December 12, 2009

Lap dance overflow

When a friend or companion is getting a lapdance at a strip club; the act of positioning yourself as close as possible, as to get accidentally rubbed on by the stripper or the over flow of body parts: ie. tits and vagina

Hey guys, I'm kinda broke right now; so I'm just gonna try and get your lap dance overflow tonight.

Or

Rick is getting a lapdance, I'm gonna get in close to get some lapdance overflow.

by Andrewlovedr December 1, 2013

Lap dance

An erotic dance in which a woman or man sits in a chair and the giver( woman or man) grinds on their lap using their groin, ass, penis, etc

The lap dances at the strip club are expensive

by Hockey Stick May 18, 2015

lap snorkler

A person who is well known for giving oral sex to men.

I heard your mom is a lap snorkler!

by BenKenobi April 29, 2004

lap licker

lap licker lesbians who engage in oral sex!

or in other words..... bush eater, carpet muncher, lickalotopus, fuzz bumpers, cod lickers

by skippy March 11, 2004

Lap Dogs

Very large, often enormous natural boobies, that upon releasing from the bra sustaining them fall in the lap of their owner. Although they are similar to funbags and sweatercows, they are usually distinctly larger and may share a unique purpose.

Lap dogs may be used to:

a. Keep one's lap warm on those cold winter nights.
b. A pillow.(when tossed over one's shoulder)
c. Musical instruments. When lifted up and allowed to slap down on the dinner table. Can be used in a dinner time orchestra along with the silverware drums and wine glass whistling.
d. Weapons.(simply release and rotate torso, preferably with the enemy's face at chest level; when you here "SLAAAP!!!" followed by a thud the maneuver has been performed successfully.
e. Motorboating. (Hey maybe it's not unique, but who could resist?)

1. Hey Natalia, I'm tired and there's no pillows on this couch. Could you lend me one of your lap dogs?

2. Listen Susie, I'm trying to make serious music here. Forget more cowbell, I wanna here more lap dogs or I'm kicking you out the band!

by Rosie Palm December 4, 2009