Guy 1: I took 3 gibbons on the weekend and had sex with the biggest dardi ever while her parents were in the next room
Guy 2: Traauueee!! 80,000 lad points! That is so ladsy!!
Guy 2: Traauueee!! 80,000 lad points! That is so ladsy!!
by phaterection October 22, 2006
Get the lad points mug.large paper bag(holiday shopping bag) you have little boys stand in, when molesting them in a restroom stall, so passers by don't see his feet.
by crinklecrinkle September 17, 2003
Get the lad bag mug.The happy yet fattening substance yeilded by milking a young man. Also see boy butter, man mayonnaise, hot fish yoghurt, (the battle of) bollock-lava.
When she emerged from the night-club toilets, her boyfriend noticed that her lip-gloss, though previously strawberry flavoured, now had the pier-stanchion tang and subtle greasiness of lad lard. She seemed also slightly cross-eyed.
by Dave D Dangerous December 28, 2004
Get the lad lard mug.The acceptance of a male into a group of males. This usually involves the group getting together and boozing (preferably keeping female contact to a minimum). The warmers must ensure the warmer gets to a relatively high level of intoxication so as to ensure a proper temperature is gained.
Despite it's connertations a lad warming in no way involves and explicit contact between attendees.
Despite it's connertations a lad warming in no way involves and explicit contact between attendees.
"hey dude are you going round the girl's to pre drink"
"fuck that man it's Johnti's lad warming, we're going to get him so drunk he spews in the neighbours garden"
"fuck that man it's Johnti's lad warming, we're going to get him so drunk he spews in the neighbours garden"
by Joeyboy69 October 11, 2011
Get the Lad warming mug.1. A Male who has earned the respect of his peers by doing many different laddish tasks over the year and is rewarded with the title, "Lad of the Year"
"The nominations are in for Lad of the Year 2k13"
"and the winner is Rob, for the 4th year in a row!!!"
"and the winner is Rob, for the 4th year in a row!!!"
by Lad of the Year 2K08 October 7, 2013
Get the Lad of the Year mug."lad name" is a masculine substitute for maiden name, used when a man changes his name at marriage. birth name can also be used as a gender-neutral substitute.
When we got married, my husband took my last name. His lad name, though, was Weinerschnitzel, so I guess I can see why.
by fearlesstost March 10, 2017
Get the lad name mug.Lad beating is an act, that should be carried out by most. It is caused over the hatrid for lads for various reasons, some of these include;
- Stupid clothes (polo tops, tilted hats)
- Attitudes
- Harrasment
- Hair cuts
- Varing social perspectives
- Different socio-economic status
- If you feel like it
It usually involves the physical, and verbal torment of a group of lads, until they start a fight.
Of course there are many variations to start the 'lad beating', some of these include;
The 'Direct Method', which entails you to dircetly engage the lad without being provoked and/or attack without any warning.
The 'Subtle method' involves prolonged eye contact with them, until one decides to say something, in which you reply a witty comeback.
This too, ends in a physical fight. (This is usually the most effective method)
The 'Ninja method' You wear full black, with a balaclava. Then proceed to find lads. When you have found your target, you engage them verbally, if they run chase them, if they dont bash them.
The 'Leb Method' Show up with 20 of your friends, and start yelling profanities at the top of your lungs. At this point, they will run, thus, chase them down and beat the sh*t out of them.
The "Drive-by method"
There are two variations to this
1. Verbal method, includes taunting and/or yelling insults at the window of a moving car.
2. Throwing method, involves throwing objects out the window or at moving car full of lads.
Some of objects that could be thrown include, waterbombs and/or eggs.
Usually a combination of these two is most effective.
Identifying a lad
Clothing; Polo or Nautica polo shirts, with collar popped, Lowrider cut Tracksuits (usually nike/kappa/addidas), Baseball Cap (tilted upwards), Nike TNs or similar shoes.
Hair; Some random sh*t, usually home done, streaked with blonde (sometimes ratties)
Characteristics; Weedy build, commonly around the 6'~7'6" range, "badass" attitude, mob around in groups, Hang around a joint (eg maccas) during daylight hours, Verbal - yet wont back up anything physically.
How/where to Find a Lad
Normal lad hang outs; (Finding a lad to beat)
- Raves
- House parties
- McDonalds (perfect example is Cremorne maccas in sydney)
- Shopping complexes
- Train stations
- Car Parks
- CBDs
- walking major roads (daylight hours)
- Stupid clothes (polo tops, tilted hats)
- Attitudes
- Harrasment
- Hair cuts
- Varing social perspectives
- Different socio-economic status
- If you feel like it
It usually involves the physical, and verbal torment of a group of lads, until they start a fight.
Of course there are many variations to start the 'lad beating', some of these include;
The 'Direct Method', which entails you to dircetly engage the lad without being provoked and/or attack without any warning.
The 'Subtle method' involves prolonged eye contact with them, until one decides to say something, in which you reply a witty comeback.
This too, ends in a physical fight. (This is usually the most effective method)
The 'Ninja method' You wear full black, with a balaclava. Then proceed to find lads. When you have found your target, you engage them verbally, if they run chase them, if they dont bash them.
The 'Leb Method' Show up with 20 of your friends, and start yelling profanities at the top of your lungs. At this point, they will run, thus, chase them down and beat the sh*t out of them.
The "Drive-by method"
There are two variations to this
1. Verbal method, includes taunting and/or yelling insults at the window of a moving car.
2. Throwing method, involves throwing objects out the window or at moving car full of lads.
Some of objects that could be thrown include, waterbombs and/or eggs.
Usually a combination of these two is most effective.
Identifying a lad
Clothing; Polo or Nautica polo shirts, with collar popped, Lowrider cut Tracksuits (usually nike/kappa/addidas), Baseball Cap (tilted upwards), Nike TNs or similar shoes.
Hair; Some random sh*t, usually home done, streaked with blonde (sometimes ratties)
Characteristics; Weedy build, commonly around the 6'~7'6" range, "badass" attitude, mob around in groups, Hang around a joint (eg maccas) during daylight hours, Verbal - yet wont back up anything physically.
How/where to Find a Lad
Normal lad hang outs; (Finding a lad to beat)
- Raves
- House parties
- McDonalds (perfect example is Cremorne maccas in sydney)
- Shopping complexes
- Train stations
- Car Parks
- CBDs
- walking major roads (daylight hours)
Jeffery: Damn im bored...
Mark: Wanna go lad beating?
Jeffery: Ill Bring the Bats
LAD BEATING
Leb 1: Oi Bro, lets go lad beating in ali's new van bro
Leb 2: OMG bro wiv the new subs?
Leb 1: Ye bro
Leb 2: OMG Bro, yeh ill go n beat some lads wiv ya
etc.
Mark: Wanna go lad beating?
Jeffery: Ill Bring the Bats
LAD BEATING
Leb 1: Oi Bro, lets go lad beating in ali's new van bro
Leb 2: OMG bro wiv the new subs?
Leb 1: Ye bro
Leb 2: OMG Bro, yeh ill go n beat some lads wiv ya
etc.
by Jeffery2114 January 13, 2008
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