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Kia Stinger

A shitty sports sedan that's made by one of the most shittiest car companies out there right now. And what I mean by shitty, is that it's quality on the whole car is not there, their transmissions are garbage, and both of their turbocharged 2.0L I4 and 3.3L V6 engines are not strong whatsoever. Even though Hyundai thought about throwing in the 5.0L V8 with a whopping 420 horsepower that was formally used in the Genesis G80 and G90, but with all these dumbass ratings and all other bureaucratic bullshit that's blocking most car companies from making natural aspirated engines, Hyundai decided to ditch the decision and throw in their shitty turbocharged engines that are not as fast as the V8 which I believe was a dumb decision that was made. The Kia Stinger is an awesome looking car, there's no lie about that. But do not, and I mean DO NOT, let the looks fool you! It can be a real pain to maintain these vehicles. Whenever it gets used liberally, everything will wear out like crazy. Just beware everyone. Don't buy a Stinger! Period!
Bro! My Kia Stinger is fucking awesome man!

Me: Is it huh? Try out my Toyota Camry TRD!

Bro! You got a Camry that's boring as hell?!! That motherfucker is slow asf! And no turbos too?!!! What a fucking joke!!!

Me: Okay, so you're saying a Camry with a natural aspirated V6 with 300 horsepower can always be put to shame by that Korean pile of junk?!!

Fuck yeah bitch! I got my engine with twin turbos stocked! This fucker will beat your ass, ong!

Me: Okay, have fun sending your car to the junkyard after beating the shit out of your vehicle! Bet ya on anything it won't hit 300k miles huh?

Um... Uhh......

Me: Exactly bitch!
by Shb99 March 15, 2023
mugGet the Kia Stingermug.

Kia

a fat ass bitch who eats to many burgers and e-dates
You heard how kia catfished grounded? Crazy.
by ErentardMoment December 30, 2021
mugGet the Kiamug.

kia soulmate

when theres two kia souls parked next to each other in a specific spot. next to each other, behind another one or in front, etc
“hey look at those kia soulmates.”
“dude those cars are FUCKINg tiny”
by RiceOfCourse May 4, 2025
mugGet the kia soulmatemug.

Baby Kia

Baby Kia is a American Rapper born and raised in Atlanta, Georgia who is the pioneer of a type of music titled “Crashout” where they do not give a care in the world what they say.
Baby Kia is a D1 Crashout
by Ihatecybertrucks July 3, 2024
mugGet the Baby Kiamug.

Dirty Kias

An administrator of a sports group that likes roast people that he catches in lies.
He said he didn’t like Lebron when just last year he loved Lebron and the Dirty Kias in me wouldn’t let me ignore it.
by San82 April 25, 2023
mugGet the Dirty Kiasmug.

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