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Get the i’m going to kermit suicide mug.by fjdsldlfa;jk; November 5, 2019
Get the i am going to kermit suicide mug.a way to say you or someone you know you are almost ready to leave or a nonchalant way of saying kill me before I fuckin do it
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Get the i want to kermit sewer slide mug.taking a dump that is green.
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Get the leap kermit mug.To be brought into a situation that brings you to say, "but that's none of my business." Then you go about sipping tea and not go on with the topic of discussion.
I wouldn't want to get on a topic that I know nothing about and talk like I know what's up so I'll just pull a Kermit.
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Get the pull a Kermit mug.A colloquial term used in corporate settings to describe an individual who takes excessive pleasure in establishing and enforcing overly strict rules for the office. For instance, requiring prior approval to participate in company-sanctioned recreation (e.g., ping pong). Related to: corporate cunt.
Corporate Kermit, during a conference call: Excuse me, Salt Lake office? Please put yourself on mute, I can't hear myself talk over your collective breathing. Thanks.
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