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i’m going to kermit suicide

When your playing vr chat and you want to touch his froggy ass.
I’m going to Kermit suicide (sad piano man plays)
by dudperfect October 15, 2018
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i am going to kermit suicide

kermit jumping of a building killing himself
kermit:i am going to kermit suicide

women: oh jesus
by fjdsldlfa;jk; November 5, 2019
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i want to kermit sewer slide

a way to say you or someone you know you are almost ready to leave or a nonchalant way of saying kill me before I fuckin do it
friend: I want to Kermit sewer slide
me: I have a couple of weeks to save em
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Drop Kermit's kids off at the pool

Hey man, I have to go drop Kermit's kids off at the pool.
by shamWoWzers918 April 23, 2009
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Kermit Sudoku

(Internet slang, humorous) To commit seppuku or hara-kiri. (by extension) To commit suicide by any means.

What is Kermit Sudoku? Kermit sudoku is a joke about committing suicide.
My game froze again, dude.. I'm about to just kermit sudoku.

If I hear one more K-Pop song.... I will kermit sudoku.
by DXXTHLY January 23, 2024
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KERMIT'S A BITCH!!!

Woah!! What tf was that 😂 ELMO!!! IS THAT YOU?????

Typical tiktok again!
Elmo: KERMIT'S A BITCH!!!
Few seconds later... (hits his head)
Me: Get Karma!
by AReallyRandomDude March 14, 2022
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kermit the frog

a green puppet that has most likely commited many war crimes in his past… we dont talk about it
kermit the frog: frog who commited war crimes
by i forgor my name February 16, 2025
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