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i’m going to kermit suicide

When your playing vr chat and you want to touch his froggy ass.
I’m going to Kermit suicide (sad piano man plays)
by dudperfect October 15, 2018
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i am going to kermit suicide

kermit jumping of a building killing himself
kermit:i am going to kermit suicide

women: oh jesus
by fjdsldlfa;jk; November 5, 2019
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i want to kermit sewer slide

a way to say you or someone you know you are almost ready to leave or a nonchalant way of saying kill me before I fuckin do it
friend: I want to Kermit sewer slide
me: I have a couple of weeks to save em
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Drop Kermit's kids off at the pool

Hey man, I have to go drop Kermit's kids off at the pool.
by shamWoWzers918 April 23, 2009
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Kermit

a word with emphasis on the "mit" as opposed to the normal pronunciation of kermit, to sound more like "commit," in reference to Jenna Marbles' Italian Greyhound, Kermit, who is particularly scared, nervous, and always looks sad.
I'm gonna kermit; I'm gonna kermit suicide. (joking context)
by TreasureHead August 4, 2017
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Kermit the frog

Kermit the frog is a cool dude who usually dual wields samurai swords while smoking blunts.
Is that kermit the frog with two samurai swords smoking a blunt?
by Mikkhal and Axuel November 17, 2017
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Kermitting

A surprisingly satisfying term used to describe a reaction to both moments of pure joy/awesomeness or utter chaos. Can be used in present, past or future tense. Best used as a verb but flexible and adaptable to all kinds of usage.
Jo: Phil! Your car is on fire!

Phil: Stop kermitting Jo, it'll be fine.

George: Ahhh this is the best gyro I've ever had; reminds me of back home!
Phil to Jo: Look at George kermitting about that gyro.
by bigbeautifulbrain April 3, 2022
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