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i’m going to kermit suicide

When your playing vr chat and you want to touch his froggy ass.
I’m going to Kermit suicide (sad piano man plays)
by dudperfect October 15, 2018
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i am going to kermit suicide

kermit jumping of a building killing himself
kermit:i am going to kermit suicide

women: oh jesus
by fjdsldlfa;jk; November 5, 2019
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i want to kermit sewer slide

a way to say you or someone you know you are almost ready to leave or a nonchalant way of saying kill me before I fuckin do it
friend: I want to Kermit sewer slide
me: I have a couple of weeks to save em
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Drop Kermit's kids off at the pool

Hey man, I have to go drop Kermit's kids off at the pool.
by shamWoWzers918 April 23, 2009
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Work Kermit

A work kermit is British slang for a work permit. A worker must have their work kermit with them before they can enter an overseas worksite. It’s often depicted as a pocket sized green frog that is hand carried to the work site and allows entry.
Manager, “Ali can you go down to Mozambique next week to complete the job?”. Ali, “I’m afraid not boss, I haven’t got my work kermit”.
by Belgraviadan July 12, 2024
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Corporate Kermit

A colloquial term used in corporate settings to describe an individual who takes excessive pleasure in establishing and enforcing overly strict rules for the office. For instance, requiring prior approval to participate in company-sanctioned recreation (e.g., ping pong). Related to: corporate cunt.
Corporate Kermit, during a conference call: Excuse me, Salt Lake office? Please put yourself on mute, I can't hear myself talk over your collective breathing. Thanks.
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Kermit

After fucking a girl in the ass for hours. You pull your dick out and there’s a Lima bean sitting perfectly on the tip of your dick. Which resembles Kermit the frog perched on a wall, tree, etc.
“Dude, I was fucking Jessica in the ass last night and when I pulled my dick out I had a Lima Bean on the tip”!!
“Bro, you totally got a Kermit”!
by JermzLundy April 2, 2019
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