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keg juice

The concoction of stale, warm beer and watered down ice from the container you had the keg sitting in. Keg juice is what gets on your clothes when carrying a keg to your car for return to the store.
Person 1: I'm gonna return the keg

(Person 1 removes the tap and picks up the keg from the trashcan it was sitting in and it's dripping with watery keg juice)

Person 2: Ohh man! That's nasty dude!

Person: Noooo keg juice all over the clothes. Damn it!!!
by Kyle N. October 20, 2008
mugGet the keg juicemug.

Keg pump

When given a hand job, but the hand is relative to position and motion, as if pumping a keg. Results in pain and chafing.
That girl keg pumped me last night and now my dick is chafing.
by owlcaholic December 28, 2008
mugGet the Keg pumpmug.

tapping the keg

by R November 20, 2003
mugGet the tapping the kegmug.

Tilt The Keg

A phrase used to describe an extremely confused ginger person when they fail to respond to a direct question
Josh - Oi, get off my drink
Haydn - You have to tilt the keg
by MadTwatta September 29, 2010
mugGet the Tilt The Kegmug.

keg perch

The act of squatting on top of a keg with tap in mouth while flapping your arms, aka wings, and drinking heavily.

On lookers must partake in "caw-ing" while you ingest copius amounts of the adult beverage.
Man: "Did you see Jared Keg Perch it?"
Woman: "Did you see Jared Spiderman me?"
Man: "Touche"
by PTHmatt November 22, 2007
mugGet the keg perchmug.

Keg Freeze

A variation of the keg stand, where one does the breakdancing move "the freeze" on a keg instead of a handstand.
He threw up while doing a keg freeze
by AZNHIM April 4, 2010
mugGet the Keg Freezemug.

fuck keg

Your last option at 4am standing at the bar. Usually overweight.
Johnny was slammed in Frankston. He saw a fuck keg, but at that point he wasn't very picky.
by MJRC February 7, 2017
mugGet the fuck kegmug.

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