The concoction of stale, warm beer and watered down ice from the container you had the keg sitting in. Keg juice is what gets on your clothes when carrying a keg to your car for return to the store.
Person 1: I'm gonna return the keg
(Person 1 removes the tap and picks up the keg from the trashcan it was sitting in and it's dripping with watery keg juice)
Person 2: Ohh man! That's nasty dude!
Person: Noooo keg juice all over the clothes. Damn it!!!
(Person 1 removes the tap and picks up the keg from the trashcan it was sitting in and it's dripping with watery keg juice)
Person 2: Ohh man! That's nasty dude!
Person: Noooo keg juice all over the clothes. Damn it!!!
by Kyle N. October 20, 2008
Get the keg juicemug. When given a hand job, but the hand is relative to position and motion, as if pumping a keg. Results in pain and chafing.
by owlcaholic December 28, 2008
Get the Keg pumpmug. 
A phrase used to describe an extremely confused ginger person when they fail to respond to a direct question
by MadTwatta September 29, 2010
Get the Tilt The Kegmug. The act of squatting on top of a keg with tap in mouth while flapping your arms, aka wings, and drinking heavily.
On lookers must partake in "caw-ing" while you ingest copius amounts of the adult beverage.
On lookers must partake in "caw-ing" while you ingest copius amounts of the adult beverage.
by PTHmatt November 22, 2007
Get the keg perchmug. A variation of the keg stand, where one does the breakdancing move "the freeze" on a keg instead of a handstand.
by AZNHIM April 4, 2010
Get the Keg Freezemug. by MJRC February 7, 2017
Get the fuck kegmug.