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Keg pump

When given a hand job, but the hand is relative to position and motion, as if pumping a keg. Results in pain and chafing.
That girl keg pumped me last night and now my dick is chafing.
by owlcaholic December 28, 2008
mugGet the Keg pumpmug.

scuba keg

drinking keg beer through a scuba snorkel
"We're about to scuba the shit out of this keg."

"Her eyes were swimming. She'd been scuba kegging all night."
by MadDoggieDawg April 24, 2010
mugGet the scuba kegmug.

tapping the keg

by R November 20, 2003
mugGet the tapping the kegmug.

keg perch

The act of squatting on top of a keg with tap in mouth while flapping your arms, aka wings, and drinking heavily.

On lookers must partake in "caw-ing" while you ingest copius amounts of the adult beverage.
Man: "Did you see Jared Keg Perch it?"
Woman: "Did you see Jared Spiderman me?"
Man: "Touche"
by PTHmatt November 22, 2007
mugGet the keg perchmug.

Tilt The Keg

A phrase used to describe an extremely confused ginger person when they fail to respond to a direct question
Josh - Oi, get off my drink
Haydn - You have to tilt the keg
by MadTwatta September 29, 2010
mugGet the Tilt The Kegmug.

Keg Cap

Prior to ejaculating, the male will insert his penis into his sexual partners belly button. Upon ejaculating the sperm will fill the belly button 'foaming' out of the seal made by the penis and belly button.
Bro! I totally keg capped that chick last night.

Or
Babe just let me keg cap you!
by Heykiddo100 August 26, 2013
mugGet the Keg Capmug.

fuck keg

Your last option at 4am standing at the bar. Usually overweight.
Johnny was slammed in Frankston. He saw a fuck keg, but at that point he wasn't very picky.
by MJRC February 7, 2017
mugGet the fuck kegmug.

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