Keg pump

When given a hand job, but the hand is relative to position and motion, as if pumping a keg. Results in pain and chafing.

That girl keg pumped me last night and now my dick is chafing.

by owlcaholic December 28, 2008

keg juice

The concoction of stale, warm beer and watered down ice from the container you had the keg sitting in. Keg juice is what gets on your clothes when carrying a keg to your car for return to the store.

Person 1: I'm gonna return the keg

(Person 1 removes the tap and picks up the keg from the trashcan it was sitting in and it's dripping with watery keg juice)

Person 2: Ohh man! That's nasty dude!

Person: Noooo keg juice all over the clothes. Damn it!!!

by Kyle N. October 20, 2008

tapping the keg

giving head

she tapped my keg last night

by R November 20, 2003

Keg Freeze

A variation of the keg stand, where one does the breakdancing move "the freeze" on a keg instead of a handstand.

He threw up while doing a keg freeze

by AZNHIM April 4, 2010

Keg Goon

At parties typicaly house parties the guy who is always doing keg stands and being loud garnering attention drinking all the beer and looking like a goober dick.

"Wow Todd is all over that kegs nuts and already broke a table..."

friend: "He is so dumb, defintly a keg goon move."

by morningwood0023 December 7, 2009

Tilt The Keg

A phrase used to describe an extremely confused ginger person when they fail to respond to a direct question

Josh - Oi, get off my drink
Haydn - You have to tilt the keg

by MadTwatta September 29, 2010

keg perch

The act of squatting on top of a keg with tap in mouth while flapping your arms, aka wings, and drinking heavily.

On lookers must partake in "caw-ing" while you ingest copius amounts of the adult beverage.

Man: "Did you see Jared Keg Perch it?"
Woman: "Did you see Jared Spiderman me?"
Man: "Touche"

by PTHmatt November 22, 2007