time keeper

the friend who keeps track of all his drunk time traveling friends so as to tell them about it in the morning

John stayed sober so he could be the time keeper for his party buddys.

by Idk Sir charles June 10, 2011

Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay

Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .

by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016

Closet Keeper

Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..

Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .

by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016

peach keeper

An alternate word for pimp where the peaches are actually a prostitute's butt or vagina

I asked our local peach keeper for a discount on one of his girls, but he told me no! I wish I was a peach keeper.

by PeachKeeper November 13, 2016

haley keeler

messy, clumsy ,loves food and likes to sleep!

haley keeler loves food

by spaceships22 May 8, 2017

Cock Keeper

Description of someone mouth.

keep you cock keeper shut. You talk to much

by Kick Rocks MF December 11, 2018

Marcel Kemeter

He has mass. He is body builder. His biceps is big.

Marcel Kemeter bench presses 1 ton.

by therealnico March 20, 2019