keen as shit

Extremely excited about something. So excited there is an inability to think of any other word at the time so the swear word shit is used.

Hey man want to ride my motorcycle?
Oh my god! Hell yes! I’m keen as shit

by Wise plumber February 27, 2018

Keen

Keen: eager, enthusiastic, willing

Keen: eager to go to Chase's birthday party but might be unavailable due to other arrangements.

by MatandKy January 22, 2017

keened

to make something so bad its funny

fred wrote a joke book but his editor keened it

by jojopotatoe42 November 3, 2020

keened

when someone makes a joke/comic/story thats so dumb its funny

fred made joke book but his ghost writer keened it

by jojopotatoe42 November 3, 2020

pulled a keen

when someone tells a really stupid joke but its so dumb its funny

fred really pulled a keen when he told the pun about zebras

by jojopotatoe42 November 4, 2020

Team Keen

Group was founded in south-western sydney Australia, february 8th 2011.

The group was all found to be fairly keen - (eager to do something, or somebody, and is used to descride someone who is willing for sex anywhere, anytime.) Being keen is a way of life, and you have to be down for what ever to be initiated.

Pretty sure i'd mow everyone in team keen ay

by Pocket Rocket Crockett March 24, 2011

Team Keen

Group was founded in south-western sydney Australia, february 8th 2011.

The group was all found to be fairly keen - (eager to do something, or somebody, and is used to descride someone who is willing for sex anywhere, anytime.) Being keen is a way of life, and you have to be down for what ever to be initiated.

Pretty sure i'd mow everyone in team keen ay

by Pocket Rocket Crockett March 24, 2011