The Kansas Tornado

When you Insert your penis into a blender, and hope it feels good

Denis performed The Kansas Tornado, and is now bleeding profusely, out of his cock

by Mr.CockBlender December 30, 2022

kansas earthquake

Having sex on a rickety washing machine with your legs on your partner’s shoulders.

Wanna go in the laundry room and try a Kansas earthquake?

by st0nedare November 28, 2020

Kansas Coathook

When you have to drive to Kansas for an abortion because Oklahoma and Texas banned them.

The girl I scored with at the bar last week called and said she might be pregnant. Oklahoma banned abortions this week so I had to get a Kansas Coathook.

by Summitlt April 13, 2022

Kansas raised

A mix of helpless teens, full of stolen booze from pa, and mid weed sold by your local gas station employee. You can find these wild hogs sporting a mullet with the sides of the head shaved driving lifted trucks.

Oh don't mind Gauge, he's just Kansas raised

by c0c master March 21, 2022

Kansas Pink

Stinky, nasty, grotesquely unwashed, sticky, greasy, smegma-filled, crab infested, queef-city whale-of-a-tale fat white-trailer-trash poduck pussy, etc.

Hey Wes, less go down to Topeka and get us some Kansas Pink!

by Ted Lynn Smith August 8, 2003

kansas snowplow

When you are fisting a bitch, and you use "Sprit Fingers" on her.

Big tit Rhonda love me to give her Da Kansas Snowplow.

by Loopy McLellan July 10, 2006

Cheney Kansas

A little town in Kansas that is near Wichita that has nothing to do so the people have to resort to stealing golf carts and walking on main street

Bob: im bored

Joe:why?

Bob: because its Cheney Kansas

Joe: want to steal a golf cart and drive around?

Bob: sure

by Mcconich1117 April 28, 2011