$andy Kane

Fake TV stripper with boring comedy shtick. This gross, shriveled up old street hooker lost her case against Comedy Central's Daily Show.
She couldn't take the free publicity from Emmy Award winning Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

$andy Kane sucks. That's just it. She blew it and she she sucks. She's old and a compulsive liar.
In other words: She blew it on her cumedy shoe.

by Vivaldy March 7, 2005

harrison kane

An alternative phrasing of the term 'nonce', a person who is sexually attracted to children

Don't be a harrison kane and touch children, you'll end up a bottler like Tottenham striker Harry Kane.

by Kaneisabottler March 21, 2021

Kane and Laura

Kane loves Laura so much, he would do anything for her,
Laura loves Kane aswell, and allways brings a smile to his face.
These two people is AND are very much alike, they have plenty incommon and ARE the most AWESOMEST, bestest, WATERMELON, hotty, S, SK, SG, SG-ess, BF, GF COUPLE EVER that just so happens to amaze one another. <3 <3

<7 <4 <5.5
...
:3 smarticles, not like them STOOPID TEENAGERS!

K.A.L.E.B ( Kane and Laura = Best )
or
Kane loves Laura and Laura loves Kane back -hug-

by Enakith September 8, 2011

trevor kane

a badass with a large penis that is cooler than schelden and jo jo

trevor kane is awesome

by not jo or schelden January 8, 2012

danity kane

The most amazing band ever with the best talents seen in years. In fact I met Danity Kane and they happen to be the nicest prettiest girls! They came from the reality tv show, making the band, led by DIDDY, a sex god who I would like to oil up and do.

"Wow! i cant believe how hot Danity Kane is, they are so hot!"

by Logan and Samie November 7, 2006

sadie kane

She is a SuPER UNDERRATED girl from the Kane Chronicles (written by Rick Riordan). Her boyfriend is Walt (with Anubis in him BUT SANUBIS EXCISTED FIRST PEOPLE)! Her cat Muffin is the goddes Bast and her brother is Carter Kane. Her goddes is Isis.. YES SHE MET PERCY AND ANNABETH OK! 😂💖

Anubis: "WhOA the sky is beautiful tonight"
Walt: "you know who else is beautiful?"
Both: "Sadie Kane"
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Sadie: "ABCDEFG.. gummy bears are chasing me! One is red and one is blue.. one is chewing on my shoe.. now I'm running for my life cuz the green ones got a knife!"
Neith: ...

by Sadiexhalfblood October 22, 2019

Kane Persuad

The sinister bald-headed, goatee-sporting leader of the terrorist group, he's a big fat noob

I'm Kane Persuad and I have a big ass forehead and I'm balding

by KanePersuad69 October 25, 2023