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$andy Kane

Fake TV stripper with boring comedy shtick. This gross, shriveled up old street hooker lost her case against Comedy Central's Daily Show.
She couldn't take the free publicity from Emmy Award winning Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
$andy Kane sucks. That's just it. She blew it and she she sucks. She's old and a compulsive liar.
In other words: She blew it on her cumedy shoe.
by Vivaldy March 7, 2005
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harrison kane

An alternative phrasing of the term 'nonce', a person who is sexually attracted to children
Don't be a harrison kane and touch children, you'll end up a bottler like Tottenham striker Harry Kane.
by Kaneisabottler March 21, 2021
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Kane and Laura

Kane loves Laura so much, he would do anything for her,
Laura loves Kane aswell, and allways brings a smile to his face.
These two people is AND are very much alike, they have plenty incommon and ARE the most AWESOMEST, bestest, WATERMELON, hotty, S, SK, SG, SG-ess, BF, GF COUPLE EVER that just so happens to amaze one another. <3 <3

<7 <4 <5.5
...
:3 smarticles, not like them STOOPID TEENAGERS!
K.A.L.E.B ( Kane and Laura = Best )
or
Kane loves Laura and Laura loves Kane back -hug-
by Enakith September 8, 2011
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trevor kane

a badass with a large penis that is cooler than schelden and jo jo
by not jo or schelden January 8, 2012
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danity kane

The most amazing band ever with the best talents seen in years. In fact I met Danity Kane and they happen to be the nicest prettiest girls! They came from the reality tv show, making the band, led by DIDDY, a sex god who I would like to oil up and do.
"Wow! i cant believe how hot Danity Kane is, they are so hot!"
by Logan and Samie November 7, 2006
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Jake Kane

Jake Kane means he has a mean 12 inch elephant long schlong at least and has 6’5 240 Frame and gets hella pussy
Hey did u know that Jonny sins is a Jake Kane
by Jeisveoab June 2, 2020
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kane stewart

a cute ass guy who lies nd says i’m pretty when i’m not but he’s sweet nd cute 10/10 would give hugs nd lowkey date k periodt
by gae™️ September 11, 2019
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