by Fister69 June 27, 2021
Get the kinky slapsmug. A sexual position involving a short woman, and a tall skinny man. The woman represents the Koala. The man represents a Tree. The Koala climbs the Tree, latched with all fours, then the Tree proceeds to stick his branch into the Koala, therefor leading to intense orgasm for both parties.
See also - Climbing Vine
See also - Climbing Vine
Last night I met up with this freaky short girl, and she proceeded to go all Kinky Koala on me. That shit was hot!
by pseudowho? August 11, 2014
Get the kinky koalamug. 1. an electric rod that converts salt to chlorine, then back to salt in a hot tub.
2. a device used for sexual pleasure either anally or vaginally, usually in a wet setting, such as pool, pond, shower, sewage pipes, etc. it omits electrical light and currents and sensual chemicals that leave a lasting impression on your genitals. :)
3. in relativity to definition 2, anything one shoves up another's ass, or any sort of dildo. "kinky torpedo" just sounds better.
2. a device used for sexual pleasure either anally or vaginally, usually in a wet setting, such as pool, pond, shower, sewage pipes, etc. it omits electrical light and currents and sensual chemicals that leave a lasting impression on your genitals. :)
3. in relativity to definition 2, anything one shoves up another's ass, or any sort of dildo. "kinky torpedo" just sounds better.
1. daughter: hey, mom, you better check the spa, our kinky torpedo's on the fritz again.
2. girl#1: so i was with kyle and we were taking a bath together, and suddenly he puts his hand over my eyes and is all, "baby, i got us a gift." then, i feel this buzzing sensation near my kooch, and i open my eyes to the most amazing tingly feeling and see that hes using a kinky torpedo on me!
girl#2: OMG was it weird?!
girl#1: it was AWESOME!!! girl#2, you've GOT to try it.
3. gay man: ooo i love them kinky torpedo's. ;)
2. girl#1: so i was with kyle and we were taking a bath together, and suddenly he puts his hand over my eyes and is all, "baby, i got us a gift." then, i feel this buzzing sensation near my kooch, and i open my eyes to the most amazing tingly feeling and see that hes using a kinky torpedo on me!
girl#2: OMG was it weird?!
girl#1: it was AWESOME!!! girl#2, you've GOT to try it.
3. gay man: ooo i love them kinky torpedo's. ;)
by sugarlesshigh January 2, 2011
Get the kinky torpedomug. Thick, curly hair, which when taken out of braids resembles the afro, which is common in people of african descent.
I was watching Lauryn Hill perform and I couldn't take my eyes off of her kinky-afro, it's beautiful.
by Nina June January 21, 2011
Get the Kinky-Afromug. A girl who lives to be fucked uncontrollably and loves it. She likes to be dominated and deep throated and loves hearing herself gag on big fat cock. She will eat any other girls pussy too. She loves gangbangs and loves to swallow loads of cum. She is one horny motherfucker. Normally has a fat ass and big tits.
by DeeznutsGotEm1738 January 5, 2018
Get the kinky corrinamug. a useful phrase instead of "you horny bitch". Also much more gentle. Could also be used to imply that something (sexual) is going on between two people.
by Filiz October 29, 2004
Get the kinky pinkymug. Kinky kong is the sexual brother of King Kong. This giant ape rapes humans for a living and likes getting it on with other animals such as goats, donkeys, and camels. This ape is wanted in 56 countries around the world. A $5.00 award has been placed on his name. If you are a hobo, you should be very cautious. This massive beast loves your type. Raping hobos is his middle name. Kinky Kong was last seen at Birdland.
by 604 December 2, 2003
Get the kinky kongmug.