kruffles

A Canadian who is overly enthusiastic about cats and maintains a deep distrust of can openers.

What's that on the ceiling? It looks like a Kruffles went off in here.

by Kay Ruffles July 17, 2021

Kafuffle

When you don’t shower for 3 months and fuck your cat.

Hey man how are you doing?
Pretty good I’m in a kafuffle.

by Kafuffle January 19, 2022

cerfuffle

A polite way of saying clusterfuck.

Well that was a cerfuffle

by Ya ok :) February 16, 2022

Kerfliffle

- an action taken or phrase said that is the largest contributor to a future kerfuffle

That stupid Kerfliffle of forgetting to charge my wife’s phone last night turned into a huge kerfuffle on the flight.

by Devils Advocate 1988 March 14, 2022

Kerfucklement

When you’re just in a really shitty, no- good situation

“You hear about that guy who got beaten with bags filled with oranges?”
“Yeah, that was quite the kerfucklement

by Baldi McNutt July 17, 2022

kerfunkle

When you do something you obviously weren't supposed to do.

I did a kerfunkle trying to explode the pizza.

by kerfunkular November 7, 2022

Kerzaffle

Anything; often used in place of "smurf" or "morb"

Upon kerzaffling that kerzaffle, I nearly kerzaffled my kerzaffles.

by The Kerzaffler December 8, 2022