The concoction of stale, warm beer and watered down ice from the container you had the keg sitting in. Keg juice is what gets on your clothes when carrying a keg to your car for return to the store.
Person 1: I'm gonna return the keg
(Person 1 removes the tap and picks up the keg from the trashcan it was sitting in and it's dripping with watery keg juice)
Person 2: Ohh man! That's nasty dude!
Person: Noooo keg juice all over the clothes. Damn it!!!
(Person 1 removes the tap and picks up the keg from the trashcan it was sitting in and it's dripping with watery keg juice)
Person 2: Ohh man! That's nasty dude!
Person: Noooo keg juice all over the clothes. Damn it!!!
by Kyle N. October 20, 2008
Get the keg juicemug. When given a hand job, but the hand is relative to position and motion, as if pumping a keg. Results in pain and chafing.
by owlcaholic December 28, 2008
Get the Keg pumpmug. 
At parties typicaly house parties the guy who is always doing keg stands and being loud garnering attention drinking all the beer and looking like a goober dick.
"Wow Todd is all over that kegs nuts and already broke a table..."
friend: "He is so dumb, defintly a keg goon move."
friend: "He is so dumb, defintly a keg goon move."
by morningwood0023 December 7, 2009
Get the Keg Goonmug. The act of squatting on top of a keg with tap in mouth while flapping your arms, aka wings, and drinking heavily.
On lookers must partake in "caw-ing" while you ingest copius amounts of the adult beverage.
On lookers must partake in "caw-ing" while you ingest copius amounts of the adult beverage.
by PTHmatt November 22, 2007
Get the keg perchmug. A variation of the keg stand, where one does the breakdancing move "the freeze" on a keg instead of a handstand.
by AZNHIM April 4, 2010
Get the Keg Freezemug. A phrase used to describe an extremely confused ginger person when they fail to respond to a direct question
by MadTwatta September 29, 2010
Get the Tilt The Kegmug.