Keg pump

When given a hand job, but the hand is relative to position and motion, as if pumping a keg. Results in pain and chafing.

That girl keg pumped me last night and now my dick is chafing.

by owlcaholic December 28, 2008

scuba keg

drinking keg beer through a scuba snorkel

"We're about to scuba the shit out of this keg."

"Her eyes were swimming. She'd been scuba kegging all night."

by MadDoggieDawg April 24, 2010

tapping the keg

giving head

she tapped my keg last night

by R November 20, 2003

Keg Cap

Prior to ejaculating, the male will insert his penis into his sexual partners belly button. Upon ejaculating the sperm will fill the belly button 'foaming' out of the seal made by the penis and belly button.

Bro! I totally keg capped that chick last night.

Or
Babe just let me keg cap you!

by Heykiddo100 August 26, 2013

Keg Goon

At parties typicaly house parties the guy who is always doing keg stands and being loud garnering attention drinking all the beer and looking like a goober dick.

"Wow Todd is all over that kegs nuts and already broke a table..."

friend: "He is so dumb, defintly a keg goon move."

by morningwood0023 December 7, 2009

Tilt The Keg

A phrase used to describe an extremely confused ginger person when they fail to respond to a direct question

Josh - Oi, get off my drink
Haydn - You have to tilt the keg

by MadTwatta September 29, 2010

fuck keg

Your last option at 4am standing at the bar. Usually overweight.

Johnny was slammed in Frankston. He saw a fuck keg, but at that point he wasn't very picky.

by MJRC February 7, 2017