kansas earthquake

Having sex on a rickety washing machine with your legs on your partner’s shoulders.

Wanna go in the laundry room and try a Kansas earthquake?

by st0nedare November 29, 2020

Blaine,Kansas

Full of mean old bastards,shitty roads,and jank cars.Basically a shit hole.

Kid 1: There's nothing to do in this shit hole.
Kid 2: Blaine,Kansas sucks maaan.
Kid 3: I know right.

by lonelyandconfused1 October 30, 2013

Kansas Corona

Rolling Rock with Lime Juice

I can't afford Corona so i buy Rolling Rock and add Lime Juice to make a Kansas Corona.

by willie kansas May 29, 2012

Kansas raised

A mix of helpless teens, full of stolen booze from pa, and mid weed sold by your local gas station employee. You can find these wild hogs sporting a mullet with the sides of the head shaved driving lifted trucks.

Oh don't mind Gauge, he's just Kansas raised

by c0c master March 22, 2022

Kansas Pink

Stinky, nasty, grotesquely unwashed, sticky, greasy, smegma-filled, crab infested, queef-city whale-of-a-tale fat white-trailer-trash poduck pussy, etc.

Hey Wes, less go down to Topeka and get us some Kansas Pink!

by Ted Lynn Smith August 08, 2003

kansas snowplow

When you are fisting a bitch, and you use "Sprit Fingers" on her.

Big tit Rhonda love me to give her Da Kansas Snowplow.

by Loopy McLellan July 10, 2006

Cheney Kansas

A little town in Kansas that is near Wichita that has nothing to do so the people have to resort to stealing golf carts and walking on main street

Bob: im bored

Joe:why?

Bob: because its Cheney Kansas

Joe: want to steal a golf cart and drive around?

Bob: sure

by Mcconich1117 April 11, 2011