Steve-Jitsu

Steve-Jitsu is a martial art that focuses on shooting your opponents in the face with a firearm while they perform their martial art acrobatics. Founded in 2009 while camping in Kelso Park, Steve-jitsu is based on multiple schools of Street-Jitsu and Bustacapinyoface-Jutsu.

Karate Practioner: Steve-Jitsu is no match for Karate!

Steve-Jitsu Practioner: oh yeah? show me.

Karate Practioner: *starts performing his acrobatics*

Steve-Jitsu Practioner: *pulls out his firearm and shoots his opponent in the face*

Lesson: Firearm > 20 years of martial arts.

by Steve-jitsu July 14, 2009

Justus Wah

A simple translation from a african word, plussy but in other words PUSSY.

Verb: To kick a Vending machine when Someone is Richard Junging it (look at Richard Jung).

Me and john totally banged that Justus Wah. It felt FANTASTIC.

by Mr. Ken Flemming October 4, 2009

Junsusaki

To nick Pokemon cards from unsuspecting childrens' unguarded desks and then claim, quite absurdly, that it wasnt you, or your piano playing dad, who nicked em.

my pokemon cards have just upped and gone
'youve been junsusakied mate'

hes got mew! if hes not careful hes gonna get junsusakied

by DANOG September 6, 2006

Justuce

A young male that looks or acts like a twink or a slut. He can be both and he's also an illiterate dumbass. Is an alright friend but acts like he's smart and has a shitty sense of humor. Is an atheist and plays an unholy amount of video games.

God he acts like such a Justuce

by MotherIsH3re December 21, 2018

jusu

he is big dick

wow u have a big jusu

by uuuuuhhhhhh aaaahhhhh February 4, 2021

JustSunnyD

A criminal within the State of Firestone, known for having shitty aim and being gay.

Oh look! JustSunnyD with the shitty aim

by Djpup March 21, 2022

Bishop Justus

This is a dead school full of white boys that think they're hard and wetties that play in the wetlands. There are bare short white girls who say the nword because half of the year jumped one of them she eats lunch in the toilet. Let me not get started on the teachers, Mr D has has eyes that move mad. Ngl his lessons are the best because you don't know who he's looking at. The language teachers send you out and forget about you so rip, they also call senior support for the smallest things like sorry I don't understand what soit silencieux means my guy🙄. Most of the teachers are hella racist but once you tell them that THEY get offended. Last of all let's not forget about how we're in a pandemic and they walk around the class or close the doors. Mr D wears his mask UPSIDE down and most of them don't bother wearing one and project their stinky ass breath onto everyone🤢.

I heard a teacher from Bishop Justus molesters children. Did you?

by j2tappy November 6, 2020