jumped

getting your pussy smashed by a dumpster

I just jumped that bitch

by theman101202 October 9, 2017

Juked

Something that was exciting or energizing.

That party was so juked!

by lrbmoose July 3, 2011

Jumped

A ugly ass person who has no potenial in getting anyone in there life

Yoooo you bagged tasha yet I aint see her but I heard she badd.

Shut up she got no neck and teeth that bitch jumped !

by Jake Albert May 27, 2009

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

it is a stupid example of pointless typing practice
as useful as typing "computer" a thousand times over
no matter how many times you practice, you'll never type "z" very efficiently
so give it up

try typing things that matter
... please don't fire me big boss man
... I'm sorry I lit your house on fire
... electrostatic shock is a serious concern for hackers the world over

by enlightened hippie breeder May 24, 2005

Jumped the ship

When a boyfriend or girlfriend meets the parents of their significant other.

Robert: Did you hear, Dave jumped the ship last week!
Susie: For real? They have been dating for a while now I guess.

by TheSpeakerForTheRocks May 1, 2010

Jamed

Ed for short. The combination between Jamet and Ed as his name. Was used by @younghotselow as his OC name on twitter.

“Ed for Jamed”

by younghotselow April 30, 2019

monkey jumped

Instead of throwing an arm around a girl you throw your whole body on her and you go in for a kiss with your tongue out and mouth wide open

Dirk monkey jumped Kelly in Ryan's kitchen in front of everyone.

by Barney Goodheart September 22, 2008