Jordi

A french boy/man who is a pussy guzzler and favourite position is DVDA.

There's a gay jordi!

by Paul Richards November 10, 2008

Joey Jordison

Drummer for Slipknot,guitarist/backup vocals
He's only 5'3"
He uses Pearl drums,Paiste cymbals and Iron Cobra pedals
Overated
known for speed(I still like him,so dont flame me)
P.S. HE IS NOT BETTER THAN NEIL PEART!!!

A:You hear the new Slipknot song All hope is gone?
S:Yes
S:Joey double pedal's so fast,he's the greatest drummer ever
A:No man(Joey Jordison)isn't the best,but he is pretty (sic)

by joshisawsumsauce May 13, 2009

Jordi

A piece of crap that is really annoying

He is such a big Jordi

by VeganKaren June 25, 2020

Jordie

A crackheaded player who feeds on Lg's and treats them like items and ditches them if he gets bored. He's a lowlife loser who gets high and forgets everything. He's lived double life than he remembers. And he's an Albacore Tuna.

He better learn fast cuz when he messes with the wrong family, he's gonna get it.

Hey jordies!!! BETTER WATCH YOUR HAIR!!!!

Jordie: You are so hot!
Lg: o rlly? thanks
Jordie (while LG's friends are in a bathtub): You wanna go out?
LG: yes

3 hours later
Jordie(on facebook): It's over
LG: pissed

by Snack Kit April 10, 2010

joey jordison

drumer for slipknot and guitarst formurderdolls
very talented man...and one of the fasts drumers in the history of metal or nu-metal sexy lil bitch AND HES MINE U HEAR! lol...

daniela:hey look its joey and eric!
me: huh wot wear ?!?!
daniela:over there *points at bar*
me holy shit wot are we waiting for?
daniela:i dunno
me:*walks over to joey and befor i can say anything lands on the floor with joey makeing out furiously*
daniela:wow wanna do that to?
eric:ok

by squee July 18, 2008

Jordie

A mexican that lays bricks, works for nothing, worthless, off the boarder,

hey dude i heard you got jordie working at your house

yeah man its awesome

by Jman WASSUP April 12, 2005

Jordin

A super tall freak who is has nothing better to do then be an annoying smart ass.

Hey Jordin did you like my joke?

Jordin: that was so clever. You must be the funniest person I know. Why aren't you doing stand up? Ooowee

by Pezx11 January 25, 2014