Jordan

"Jordan is a phenomenal actor!"

Guy 1: "The actor in that film was phenomenal!"

Guy 2: "Must have been Jordan. Because Jordan is a phenomenal actor!"
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Jordan

The most amazing guy on the face of the earth . The guy that I've fallen deeply in love with. He's sweet, kind, heartfelt, amazing, and sensitive. He's always there for me and I can depend on him. My everything. The best boyfriend a girl could have. Cute, has an amazing body. I'm so lucky to have a Jordan
Girl 1- See That Guy Over There, Holding That Girl's Hand ?
Girl 2- Yeah ?
Girl 1- She's Pretty Lucky, Cause That's A Jordan.
by timetofakeasmileee June 28, 2011
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Jordan!

Interjection used whilst one is catching 'air' or shooting a basket ... As frequently uttered by Marv Albert during the 90s.
I yelled 'Jordan!' as I caught some wicked air on my snowboard.

'Jordan!' he yelled as he slashed toward the hoop with his tongue out.
by BobbyFoxglove July 23, 2007
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Jordan

LAZIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD.WHEN YOU TALK TO HIM HE GIVES NO RESPONSE.TALKING TO HIM IS LIKE TALKING TO A BRICK WALL.
"JORDAN IS SO STUPID"
by SFJCEAVS CKYASKCEGWUJ December 9, 2018
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Jordan

Jordan a tall ugly skinny faggot who thinks he’s the shit,
Jordan: I’m so fucking ugly right now
by The man with every dick pic November 12, 2019
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Jordan

A sweet, caring, cute boy who is country. He never cares what people say about him but is sensitive to some things. He is usually a mama's boy which makes him attractive.
Sam: look its Jordan has so nice!
Emma: ikr! The nicest!
Sam: let's gi talk to #jordan
by Yeeyee3 November 12, 2019
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Jordan

GIRL:
A fucking ho. She’s super hot and has had tits since fourth grade. She shakes her giant ass when she walks and every guy has a thing for her...even her relatives. She’s beautiful and rich and has a posse of D-cup friends who claim she’s really sweet. Deep down she’s a bitch.
Guy 1: “Dude look it’s Jordan! I’m getting a boner already!”
Guy 2: “Isn’t she your cousin?”
by SO HO December 26, 2018
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