Larry Johnson

A really hot metal head with long hair. He actually is really hot did you know?!?!

“Who’s Larry? What?”
“Oh silly Larry Johnson is like one of the hottest metal heads to exist!!!”

by salfisherssignificantother June 17, 2021

Zaeem Johnson

a cool guy that sadly cannot pronounce Seoul

zaeem johnson da goat

by accurate dictionary January 28, 2022

Bong Water Johnson

A stupid piece of shit.

"Damn Bong Water Johnson, that was dumb as shit."

by Kanye West's sexy uncle July 30, 2020

Johnson Oyefesobi

Biggest greyting known to man, waffles on the daily, only wants to associate with greytings, no flavour, gasses himself on cod for kills when he just finesses his teammates kills, think he’s the shit when really he’s just a manipulative toxic gemini male.

When you see a Johnson Oyefesobi, run.

by Chantelle Richmond July 8, 2020

fecaled johnson

When a man has fecal matter on his penis. It can be his own waste or anothers.

D-ram shit himself and has a fecaled johnson.

by Marty/huck July 3, 2017

kyle johnson

perfect smile, WANTS TO FUCK THAT ASS, shrek addict, baylen levine’s cousin, PERFCET IN EVERYWAY POSSIBLE

kyle johnson is so perfect omg

by baylenslevinee April 25, 2020

Jimmie Johnson

Jimmie Kenneth Johnson is an American professional stock car racing driver whose last full time season ended in 2020. Jimmie Johnson is one of the most well know and definitely one of the best NASCAR drivers who has lived. He has won 7 championships, 5 of which were in row, and 83 wins. He is married to his wife Chandra and has two daughters named Lydia and Genevieve. He is a legend on and off the track and truly the best!

Jimmie Johnson has won his 7th NASCAR cup series championship!

by NASCARFAN48 November 4, 2020