cherry jones

To absolutely own in a situation, game, or instance.
CharitableNinja Cherry Jonesed that round of team slayer.
by ChrisBuyUADrankRegan November 09, 2007
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Davy Jones

The sexual act describing when a man orally pleases a female and uses his fingers to replicate Davy Jones' tentacles.
I tried the davy jones on my girl last night, she's still walking like a pirate
by S.S. Boat July 05, 2013
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jessica jones

A frickn badass bitch with a love of hard liquor (preferably whiskey) and an uncaring attitude towards everything else - apart from that purple douchebag. Seriously, what an ASS.
Person 1: Have you seen Jessica Jones yet?
Person 2: I really really want to, but I don't want to have my childhood of Russel T Davies era doctor who ruined by seeing David Tennant play a rapey manipulative sonofabitch...
by catsy57 April 07, 2016
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Aiden Jones

Wears shorts in the winter, eats black tar heroine, and sparingly plays Fortnite. Murdered 12 Jewish midgets/vampires in a mass killing spree in the 90s. Won 3 awards for Nathan hot dog eating competition. Broke into the asylum to see some guy named Jacob, who helped him with his other murders. Went to heaven.
Ooh it’s aiden Jonesrun
by Godiswatchingyouaiden February 15, 2022
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Gorilla Jones

Fed: Hey, can I have your address?
Person: No thanks Gorilla Jones
by chief_hates_em March 21, 2021
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Grumperson Jones

An extremely grumpy, cranky, or unhappy individual.
Watch out, Greg is a Grumperson Jones today!
by Emily Jones-Parker July 28, 2010
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