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Jonathan

A man with a flat ass and a ridiculous amount of sass
My husband is such a Jonathan
by iknowyoubutdoyouknowme? February 7, 2022
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Verb. When someone replies in stale or dry text messages, such as "k", "Oof" "Yee", etc.
My ex broke up with me because I would always Jonathan when we would text.
by That1buscus April 12, 2020
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Jonathan

The most funny,awesome,cool and caring person you will ever meet!

Most of the time a Jonathan has super soft hands and fluffy hair.

If you ever meet a Jonathan or know a Jonathan then your a very lucky person.
Girl 1: wow who is that boy!?!
Girl 2: oh,that Jonathan he's super nice to people!
by Human-person March 12, 2019
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A short pc gamer that only plays fortnite with no skin.
Jonathan u un straight
no u fricking un homo
by puzzyslr696969696969 October 1, 2018
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Jonathan is the cutest, sweetest, most innocent boy you will ever meet. He is just so cute! Jonathans tend to be talented, smart and love music, they normally have a bit of a dodgy hair cut but that’s ok he’s still adorable. Jonathans can be a bit weird sometimes and tend to burst into song at random times, they normally have brown or black hair. Jonathans make great friends because they are compassionate, caring and very easy to talk to! If you have a Jonathan in your life, consider yourself lucky because they are very rare and should be treasured. Jonathans dont tend to be sporty guys, they are more of a musical guy, Jonathan gets all the ladies because he is so cute and innocent. Everyone loves Jonathan!
girl- omg have you seem Jonathan!? He’s so cute

girl 2- ikr he’s so innocent and he is so nice
by a.random.urban.dictionary.bish December 12, 2019
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he is sitting right next to me
Me: hello jonathan
Janathan: yo
by thomasle May 23, 2022
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A great kid, but absolute hoe at the same time. He goes for every girl he knows and tries to date them immediately. He likes to hit on all girls and sometimes be very disrespectful to them.
by Applesause December 30, 2019
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