Jonathan

A mexican nigga who owns a elota stand

That nigga Jonathan better give me some elotas

by You thought I was feeling u? October 28, 2022

Jonathan

Jonathan is a chill asf homie. he's crazy and fun to kickit wit him. can also pull a lot of bitches

Girl 1: OMG JONATHAN IS SO HOT!!!!

Girl 2: IKR

or

Person 1: Bro you should kickit with Jonathan he chill asf

Person 2: fs

by wsgfoo November 3, 2022

Jonathan

A tall, lanky (probably autistic) person who claims to be heterosexual but his constant flirtation with his male friends suggests otherwise as he makes subtle moans when he gets any form of physical contact, even a simple handshake gets his red rocket pumping.

I think his homo tendencies spurred from the traumatic experience of trying to located the fabled hole know as the vagina. He searched high and low for it, but alas it was not to be. This had a severe effect on his confidence as he has been unable to speak to anyone since.

Nowadays Jonathan is an introverted, awkward boy who spend his days playing FIFA and masturbating while in a VC to his only friend.

Bro what happened, did you experience a Jonathan? Or did you become a Jonathan?

by RealN1zz October 18, 2022

Jonathan

he is sitting right next to me

Me: hello jonathan
Janathan: yo

by thomasle May 23, 2022

Jonathan

Small aggressive boy, generally known as a rat person.
Comes from a jewish family O_O

Why are you so dumb, are you Jonathan?

by djrat May 25, 2022

Jonathan

A man with a flat ass and a ridiculous amount of sass

My husband is such a Jonathan

by iknowyoubutdoyouknowme? February 7, 2022

Jonathan

Jonathan is an average tall looking guy. He is usually pretty decent but he can be very very rude and make you feel very bad. He will most likely make you want to slit your throat in the end. A Jonathan is two faced, one is an angel and the other a manipulator.

Person A: *gaslights*

Person B: Jesus christ you're such a Jonathan! You always do this.

by anonymous February 15, 2022