Jonathan

Jonathan is a man who can’t really figure life out. He will listen to people with a big audience and repeats exactly what they say. If your name isn’t Jonathan than you’re probably ignorant, but that’s ok because if you’re good at something then you’re only educated on that one topic. He can’t think for himself and goes on crazy rants. His minimum speaking time is about 3 hours, if he argues it can be more than 5 hours. He will only talk about things he likes and is the most educated but man on the planet. Jonathan goes on 5 mile runs with cargo shorts below his knees and most importantly a belt. He will post every minute of his life on social media but is still a very busy man.

Jonathan: I’m the most educated man on this planet
Me: ok but what about your baby hairs?

by anon5562 July 26, 2019

Jonathan

A short pc gamer that only plays fortnite with no skin.

Jonathan u un straight
no u fricking un homo

by puzzyslr696969696969 October 1, 2018

Jonathan

Someone too edgy to understand that smite is a game that involves the possibility of losing and is stuck in world where things happen and he has no control over them

I played smite with Jonathan and now I want to paint my nails black and eat a hotdog

by Fioana November 6, 2020

Jonathan

A very bad rapist. He has a problem with rejection. Also likes to disrespect peoples homes.

Hey Jonathan leave me alone.

by Miani April 14, 2021

Jonathan

Jonathan er den type gutten jentene faller for. Han er en gledesspreder. Øynene hans glinser i sola og smilet han lyser opp rommet. Han er en god kysser og vet hva han driver med. Mange jenter er forelska i han men han er bare interessert i 1 spesiell jente. Han har en mørk og rolig stemme og det glatte håret. Han har myke hender og han er ganske høy. Han er egt helt perfekt!

Jente: jeg er så forelska i en gutt!
Anen jente: la meg gjette, er det Jonathan?
Jente: JA! Han er perfekt

by Kulekidserdert June 13, 2020

Jonathan

This guy is an arse. If you know you are going to meet them have a shotgun at the ready. This guy will backstab you whenever it benfits him.

Dude, that guy's a Jonathan

by Cabbagethegreat November 22, 2017

Jonathan

The most funny,awesome,cool and caring person you will ever meet!

Most of the time a Jonathan has super soft hands and fluffy hair.

If you ever meet a Jonathan or know a Jonathan then your a very lucky person.

Girl 1: wow who is that boy!?!
Girl 2: oh,that Jonathan he's super nice to people!

by Human-person March 12, 2019