Jonathan

Verb. When someone replies in stale or dry text messages, such as "k", "Oof" "Yee", etc.

My ex broke up with me because I would always Jonathan when we would text.

by That1buscus April 12, 2020

Jonathan

A very bad rapist. He has a problem with rejection. Also likes to disrespect peoples homes.

Hey Jonathan leave me alone.

by Miani April 14, 2021

Jonathan

Someone too edgy to understand that smite is a game that involves the possibility of losing and is stuck in world where things happen and he has no control over them

I played smite with Jonathan and now I want to paint my nails black and eat a hotdog

by Fioana November 6, 2020

Jonathan

A warriors bandwagon

Hates on lebrons greatness

A finessing god with the ladies
Does damage in the bedroom

Thinks Kobe is better then Jordan

Hates on smite players

Says he hipped everyone to a lot of music artist

Always in his older brothers shadow
A drop off in 2k
The best fifa player in Brockton hands down

Was once a dagger king

Goes by KING JO
Is very smart

Corrects everyone’s grammar

Thinks he’s always right

Jonathan is a wise man

by J John May 29, 2019

Jonathan

A small dude that is such a bbot he cant even be nice. Sometimes he is nice but it depends

Person1:Jonathan is such a bbot

by YouHaveLigma333 May 5, 2019

Jonathan

A great kid, but absolute hoe at the same time. He goes for every girl he knows and tries to date them immediately. He likes to hit on all girls and sometimes be very disrespectful to them.

We all know that one Jonathan

by Applesause December 30, 2019

Jonathan

Sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He is very overprotective of people that he loves and isn't afraid to stick up for people when they're getting bullied. He will make your heart flutter every time you see him no matter how often you talk to him. He is naturally adorable and you can always tell if something is bothering him. A Jonathan will always make you smile no matter how bad your day has been. He always texts you back and he's always there for you if you need anything. If you have a Jonathan, keep him because you are very lucky. He will always be happy to make someones day and be friends with anyone. He is also very easy to talk to no matter how personal it is and he will never judge you.

Girl 1: Who is that?
Girl 2: I don't know, why don't you talk to him
Girl 1: I can't do that, look how adorable he is and how he's being nice to that other girl
*Girl 2 walks away to talk to the boy*
*Girl 2 comes back to Girl 1*
Girl 2: His name is Jonathan, he's very nice, he has a girlfriend, but he said that he would be happy to be friends with you. Here's his number
Girl 1: Yay! Thank you so much!

by abitron5000 February 20, 2019