Joaquin 

A fucking cunt of a man who is as skinny is a stick and lit doesn't have any friends. His dick is 2 inches and he's barely 3 feet tall. His ego is larger than his bank account. He's hella ugly but thinks he's special cuz a hottie chose him. Lit a douchebag and likes bodyshaming his exes. Deserves to die in the deepest pits of hell. Is a walking red flag who's bestie is a girl... EW. His parents are fucking ugly, just like his personality. FUCKING CUNT.

Joaquin has a micropenis

Joaquin by iloveme24893250 December 18, 2023

Joaquin 

Nickname for a massively tall human specimen who has unspoken rizz, but transparent tendencies and bespunding behavior.

“Hey bro, you know that dude Joaquin?”
“I like Joaquin to school”
“Wut”

Joaquin by YustoorYT January 28, 2024

Joaquin 

This man looks like McLovin from the superbad movie. This man got a perm because he’s lived with a bowl cut his entire life. Bro gets 3 Arizona watermelon ice tea’s every day.

Person 1: OMG IS THAT MCLOVIN FROM SUPERBAD
Person 2: nah that’s Joaquin, he’s getting another Arizona watermelon iced tea from the bistro.

Joaquin by B3nz_ February 14, 2024

Joaquin 

They are the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He helps you when you are down and celebrates you when you are up. He always knows the right things to say. He is very much a romantic and loves to show his love to the girl he loves. He cares deeply for everyone around him and helps everyone he sees. He is a very silly boy, who always brings smiles to everyone's face. He is a wonderful cook and likes to eat sweet treats. Everything is better when Joaquin is around. He is also one of the most attractive guys you will meet. His eyes are his best feature.

Ella: I can't wait to see my boyfriend. He always knows how to make me smile.
Mica: Oh my god! Is his name Joaquin?
Ella: Yes, they are the best!

Joaquin by kinder15 March 20, 2025

Joaquin 

The term that says someone is super retarded. They also suck at moy ti and say the n word even though they are white.

Bro sybau Joaquin

Gurt: yo
yo: sygau

sygau: icl nigga

Joaquin by niggerloverbuttfucker May 7, 2025

Joaquín

A man with great talent, emotion, and kindness. A Joaquín is sweet, caring, and a great guy that you want to be around. He is very charming and charismatic to those he loves.

Joaquín is a very handsome man

Joaquín by GreatforGod May 25, 2025

Joaquin Romero 

the only one for Gracie

Did you hear that Joaquin Romero is Gracie’s soulmate?

Joaquin Romero by 2hollisfan July 8, 2025