jerkay

pronounced JERRRRRKAYYYY

its an exaggerated form of just kidding or "JK"

Terrorist: We will bomb the white house
Obama: WHAT?
Terrorist: JERKAY *laughs*

by stonebuddha August 22, 2009

Jerkagility

The ability of ones arm to effectively jerk off

I have no jerkagility with my left hand, so I must jerk off with my right.

by Carniekman November 1, 2011

Jethan

The most immovable person known to man

Dude #1: Bro I can't even move him
Dude #2: Yeah, his name is Jethan

by tgm342 May 4, 2019

jeika

Jeika, A soul as pure as gold, but be warned this bad bitch will rock your shit. Loves to play games but knows when shes being played. The true embodiment of "sweet as sugar pure as ice, hurt me once and ill break you twice"

Be careful my family has a Jeika

by Thebestcousin November 23, 2021

jeka

the voice of Perry the platypus on Phineas and Ferbuary.

jeka; someone who loves sisi very much.

by abachickabahbahyeahyeahbah April 16, 2009

Jelka

Special person who is a part of grammar police. She is very devoted to Jesus.

Jelka zakaj si mi dala 2 spis. Če pa ga je napisala kolegica, ki študira slovenistiko.

by Nerdy Wordy Birdie December 17, 2020

Jetjacked

A prolapsed rectum as a result of extremely rough and chronic anal sex.

"Did you hear about Bobby?"
"No. What happened?"
"He got jetjacked."
"Well, all that action was gonna catch up with that little wildcat eventually."

by Ma Berfday October 26, 2009