A man who has yet to grow up. Wants to date and treat you like a queen, make you his wife and then turn his back on you. Sits around all day and plays on his phone or computer while his wife is tending to children or cleaning the house. Used to look nice and care about his appearance, but once he gets married, he lets himself go, goes bald and gets fat. He even tries to make his wife shave his back!
Too aggressive in bed and has a pencil dick!
Too aggressive in bed and has a pencil dick!
OMG, I went home with this guy the other night and his dick was SO JESSE!
That guy on the beach over there in the Speedos with all the back hair is SUCH A JESSE!
That guy on the beach over there in the Speedos with all the back hair is SUCH A JESSE!
by ROTFL January 22, 2014
Get the Jessemug. Trash. If you see someone named Jesse run. But also, if he offers you free alochol Take it and then run. If you think he’s nice and normal you’re wrong. He’s crazy and has no manners or boundaries and will become obsessed with you. You can be mean. You can tell him to back off and that you aren’t interested. He will not take the hint. He will continue to be obsessed with you and it will be horrible. So once again, if you see someone named Jesse, RUN.
by CSUN gal pals November 19, 2017
Get the Jessemug. A Jewish chonga.
may possibly have a lisp.
on the letters J and S.
Which really sucks because that name has both letters.
(purple hair is probably what she thinks is soooo hottt)
People write about her on bathroom doors and she gets mad!
may possibly have a lisp.
on the letters J and S.
Which really sucks because that name has both letters.
(purple hair is probably what she thinks is soooo hottt)
People write about her on bathroom doors and she gets mad!
"I'm Jesse/Jetheee And ii @iin't n0 thlut, @nd i b3 th3riii0us!!!"
by Eliza nesher October 3, 2007
Get the Jessemug. A Jesse is a selfish uptight redneck dumbass who does not deserve to live. Most of the time Jesse's are fat and fugly. If you ever meet a Jesse Scream say DEMON! and run away.
OMG you are acting like a stalker right now u Jesse!
I cant believe how dumb and ugly you are, you are such a Jesse!
I cant believe how dumb and ugly you are, you are such a Jesse!
by Dalala February 6, 2009
Get the Jessemug. someone who adds a large amount of drama and disfunction to any and every band that they are a part of.
by AJ Senechel October 7, 2008
Get the Jessemug. A player. Has an older brother and is very short. He is slim and not exactly the smartest person you will ever meet. 🙄 Jesse acts much older than his actual age but surely doesn't look the part.
by 🌮 Taco 🌮 May 12, 2019
Get the Jessemug. A hot sexy and handsome guy who is a wordsmith. He likes to use random words and phrases to occupy time. He has a long schlong but it only belongs to one girl! He likes WuTang and the color Red. If he had a different name it would be Hung Lo
by WuTangKillaBeexx March 29, 2017
Get the Jessemug.