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new jersey

The small country thats a state. We have everything the rest of the country has. Think about it.

In New Jersey, you could watch the sun rise on the east coast, and watch it set on the west. You can climb a mountain in the morning, swim in the ocean in the afternoon, and get robbed at gunpoint in Newark by night. It's the only state where massive oil refineries and dairy farms are only a few miles apart. You a crazy busy industrious North, and a more set back relaxed south. Last, but not least, you can always be sure that where ever you are, a 24-hour diner is near by.

The United Counties of Jersey.
Guy #1: I'm bored, what should we do.
Guy #2: Lets go to New Jersey, they have everything.
by Mike Sullivan May 2, 2005
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jersey shore

A terrible show about a large group of turds.
Turd 1: I am a man, but I tan like a female? Does that make me a woman?

Turd 2: No! Look at your hair and your shaved chest! You are a true man. Can a borrow your douche?

Woman: Is this the Jersey Shore? Why are all the men in a near transgendered state?
by hippies smell 123 February 3, 2010
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The New Jersey

A sexual term: Farting while masturbating.
"Damn son, I just walked in on Alec doing the New Jersey!!"
by Anthony0001 July 24, 2008
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jersey club

A genre of electronic dance music with strong roots in hip hop, downtempo, R&B, and trap. See: Cashmere Cat, DJ Sliink.
"Soundcloud has some excellent new Jersey Club producers coming out right now"
"The DJ played a set of house music and jersey club"
by contactballer October 12, 2013
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jersey cumshot

Holding in sperm and then releasing it.
Once released, it will follow a parabolic path into a female's eyes, rendering her temporarily blind.

*Allows for a Jersey Hit and Quit.
Girl 1: Girl, did he do the Jersey cumshot?
Girl 2: yea that motherfucker did, how'd you know?
Girl 1: Your eye is twitching.
by jersey4life January 19, 2011
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Jersey Barrier

Named after the only place on earth where multiple ten foot long, two ton pieces of concrete need to stop people from driving into oncoming traffic.
Thank God there are Jersey Barriers in New Jersey, otherwise head-on collisions would be a staple of driving in that state.
by coopedup13 March 23, 2008
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jersey shore

The worst show on earth. It features a bunch of twenty-something year old loser who are paid to act like mentally handicapped dirt. The basic formula for every episode is sex+drinking+tanning. Every time you watch jersey shore, your IQ will drop by a minimum of 10 points. The show is so dirty and disgusting that even viewing it may result in herpes of the eye. The people on that show make America and New Jersey look bad. One of the worst offenders is a creature, called Snooki. A snooki is an animal with a leather-like appearance and a dangerously high appetite for sex. Its activities include working at a t-shirt shop and passing out in public with a bottle of vodka in its hand. jersey shore is a prime example of how NOT to live. It delivers the message that sex and alcohol are the solutions to everything. I sincerely hope that show gets cancelled.
Kenney: what happened to Kyle? He was a genius just a few weeks ago and now all he does is drool and poop his pants.
Mitchell: he watched Jersey Shore 15 times, which dropped his IQ from 180 to 30.
by coolestnerdever December 9, 2012
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