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jenno

Verb.

Knocking over a hookah, usually resulting in getting kicked out of the establishment.

The act of knocking over any object and disrupting the peace.
Don't jenno tonight, we just got here.

Be careful not to jenno the table.

"That girl was so drunk she jenno'd my beer"

"Oh man, she almost pulled a jenno!"
by Ten Ren March 9, 2008
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Jens-Petter

Jens-Petter is a norwegian word for a retarded monkey.
Girl: OMG! stop being a Jens-Petter all the time. If you act like a Jens-Petter one more time i'm breaking up with you.
Boy: Random monkey screams.
by Trollcat June 4, 2013
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Jensen

To fax your own penis through a fax machine.
by Alex Forkstealer January 21, 2006
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jenison junior high school

A little slice of hell in the conservative trash town that is Jenison. If you thought middle school was bad before, check out Jenison Junior High School. Controlled by principle Mr. Cat-Dildo, it is it’s own land of conservative heaven, because here things such as shoulders, midriffs, freedom of thought, and gay people, seemingly cease to exist! Our school motto is “to produce the whitest straightest students to exist”. A small army of Frank Sinatras if you will. If you love good grades, stable mental health, discovering yourself, and the best two years of your life.. TURN THE FUCK AROUND BECAUSE THIS IS NOT THE PLACE FOR YOY
I have to go to therapy because I went to Jenison Junior High School
by Catsonweed May 30, 2018
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Jenova's Witness

I didn't really know that someone already made this up but there are two meanings to this.

A. Someone who does the deeds of Jenova of the church of the one winged angel, a group of geeks who are obsessed with a video game.

B. This one I made up myself. Someone who's Played FF7 to the point that you fight either the first Jenova, or the Final.
Jim: You see that dude over there? They say he's a Jenova's Witness.
Jesse: Huh? What the **** does that mean?
Jim: I don't know, but I find it funny.
Jesse: ....
by rodneyalcala November 30, 2009
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Smitty Werben Man Jensen

Number 1! That guy in that one spongebob episode that has the retarded hat.
Whoa! You look like Smitty Werben Man Jensen
by n00b is my name July 8, 2006
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Jensen

A guy who is really into computer games and loves CSGO
by Tass1 July 23, 2017
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