Java

either "minecraft java edition" or "javascript"

my sibling used java today

by psecduekedfedr April 15, 2023

java flow

When hot coffee, suddenly and with little warning, spews out of the lid and flows down your hand. This can result in emotional distress and great pain.

Oh My.. My coffee just erupted and the java flow burned the crap out of my hand!

by Wonkavision May 10, 2016

java

the ship name for ava (@avaheartsjs) and jacob (@jacobsartorius) . they are the cutest ship & couple ever . everyone stans them!!!

‘java is the cutest ship ever!’
‘i love java!’

by avaheartsjs December 28, 2018

Java

Speak in this language to land up a job in Bangalore. Also, some English along the way.

Bro: Macha I didn't get placed in college. I don't have aggree also.

Dude: Dai, don't start pissing from your eyes. Go do Java course in Jspider

Nerd: Java is an object-oriented programming language which is widely used these days for developing software and deploying them in almost every field you can think of.

Macha: Le java, don't show off. You learn Kannada and come back. Then we will see who's the boss.

by GoneCase March 9, 2016

Java

a programming language which is the bane of my existence

java is the bane of my existence

by EpicNoobx May 2, 2024

Java

A Programming Language that is so heavy-weighted that most normies hate it but it indeed is a good language.

"Do you know java?"
"Java what?"
"Java this programming language"

by thazeintayout July 3, 2023

java

"Java" is a slang term for "coffee" named after an Indonesian island where coffee beans grow well. Hence, there's even the slang term "java junkie" meaning "coffee addict".

I can't start my day without a cup of java; it's the only thing that gets me out of bed and ready to face the world.

by Emotional Cruiser October 2, 2025