Cum Jar

A cum jar is a jar filled with cum, yup, cum. It is a meme were someone puts a figure and busts a nut on it in a jar

John: What's that?

Gerald: That's my cum jar

by SoLegoPornExists November 19, 2020

jar

beer pong distraction invented by ballers

Your shot is so jaaaaaarrrrr!!! Haha ur such a jar.

by goldwatch January 23, 2009

from jar

Used to refer to someone who is Just A Ranker, or from jar. (West Coast)

That foo is from jar holmes, look at it closely

by The true foo.... September 25, 2020

killing jar

a jar that contains a material that bugs are attracted to. there is a seal covering the top of the jar with holes in it. the bugs go in the holes to get to the material and die because they cant get out

Gaze into her killing jar I'd sometimes stare for hours.
She even poked the holes so I can breathe.

by mychemicalromance October 22, 2004

Whore Jar

It's where a man keeps his money designated specifically for prostitutes.

I needed a quickie, so I cracked open the whore jar, and fished out a $20 for hummer from "Fishlips Sally"....

by Sir Strongbad November 9, 2009

Dick in a Jar

A male platonic companion that a young, attractive woman keeps around to feel better about herself. The Dick in a Jar is stable, friendly, sensitive and nonthreatening. He is infatuated with her, but she sees him as a brother -- a brother with whom she cuddles while watching movies and complaining about the latest alpha male to break her heart. The Dick in a Jar secretly awaits his female companion's revelation that emotionally abusive fucktards will never make her happy and that he is actually the man of her dreams, but he waits in vain.

Mark: So, what's up with your roommate and that dorky guy who always spends the night? Are they bumpin' uglies?

Shauna: Naah, he's just her Dick in a Jar.

by Pavlov's Cat February 20, 2011

swear jar

A coin bank that one puts a coin into whenever he says something profane.

Oh, damn it! I have to put some more money in the swear jar.

by davarinofuntucson August 21, 2015