jacob satorius

The worst person in the world has invisible eyebrows and is "famous" for lip syncing

Do u know Jacob Satorius he gives everyone cancer

by Nikki G Hunter May 15, 2016

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Team Jacob

Relating to the preference of Jacob Black (wolf) over Edward Cullen (vampire) in the book 'Twilight' by Stephenie Meyer.

WARNING: Girls(or maybe sometimes boys) do take to their man/wolf quite seriously--(same goes to Team Edward-ers who take to their man/vampire quite seriously (look for Team Edward))-- so do not question their choice or make fun of them. Your face may be damaged. Also, if a Team Jacob member gets within a 5' radius of a Team Edward member; one may want to duck and take cover.

(Joking about that last part...or maybe not O.o)

'Are you wearing a Team Edward t-shirt?!'
'Emm... yeah?'
'EWWWW!!!! Team Jacob is SOOOOO much better! Edward is such a *insert favorite curse word here*!'
'Oh NO you didn't!'
(Squabble Squabble)
(Extensions go flying)
(Bite Bite)
(Scream Scream)
(Kick Kick)
(Etc.)

by Plaid.Tomato.Slippers. October 4, 2008

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Jakobi

An amazing person who a natural badass, who quick to cut people off, he is really hamsome but humble, and talented at anything he do.

Jakobi is amazing person

by Lighting1210 August 26, 2018

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Jakob

Jakob is an awesome name, for awesome people. Its arameic, and means "Follower of god" but few Jakob`s are religious. A Jakob has the ability to be serious and funny at the same time, and if you want a shoulder to cry on, go find a Jakob. Jakob`s are funny, kind, smart-dressed, intelligent, streetsmart, and a Bro to count on. Hell take the fat girl home, so you can get laid with her sexy friend. A Jakob is abit weird, but in a cool way. Imagine a Hipster Barney, with the brain of Stephen Hawking, and the swag of T.I. and the wit of Christopher Hitchens, and there you have it.

" Dude, I hung out woth Jakob last night, he is just as awesome as you said."

"Jakob totally owned that douchebag in class the other day, and stole his girlfriend."

"Jakob explained the meaning of life last night, and made me a Nutella Baconsandwich. He is so cool."

by Thebunkable95 September 30, 2011

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Karl Jacobs

Karl is the most HOTTEST person on earth. He plays minecraft with his friends on twitch. He is OBSESSED with DREAM, and he falls out if his chair all the time.

"Have you heard of Karl Jacobs?"
"No."
"WHAT THE HONK?! HE IS THE MOST HOTTEST PERSON ON EARTH!!!"

by Wigbee December 8, 2020

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Jacob Black

A character in Twilight that doesn't really exist for any reason except for something for the Twitards to fight amongst each other with. The only reason he gets any attention is because he's apparently very "hot" with a goddamn six-pack or some shit. He's basically a thing to have fangirls screaming at or for in the movie.

He is also a pedophile. Seriously, Edward is to, but he falls in love with a BABY. No joke. I don't care if Renesmee, the baby, ages rapidly or something she'll still be a BABY. I can picture what the twitards are saying now; "O Em GeE!!!!1 hE luvs herr liek a uncle!!!!! SHUT UP~!!" Just and uncle, huh? Haven't heard that one before.

{Jacob getting it on with Renesmee}
Jacob Black: I swear to god officer, I didn't know she was three!
Police officer:... :|
Jacob Black: She told me it was ok telepathically!
Police officer:.... >:|
Jacob Black: Um.... I have abs!!

by airguitargirl386 March 13, 2010

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