jp

abbreviation for Jamaican patty. god-tier school lunch food item. may cause acid reflux for the rest of the day, but it's very worth it.

me: "yo whats for lunch?"
friend: "they got nuggies and jp's."
me: "lets go"

by skeggerton October 23, 2022

JP Cheek

One fly guy!!! He is cool!!! He rocks the school!!! He like to sing random songs during break and accidentally destroyed one of the moons of Saturn while doing a science fair.

JP Cheek accidentally destroyed the 5th moon of Saturn!!!

by O CRUD! November 28, 2003

JP

the most perfect person on planet earth, insanely funny and fallons a bitch

jp is really funny

by jpgotit November 21, 2023

JP

The coolest house of dudes in the freaking world.

"Bro you're going to JP!?!?!?!?!"
"Yeah bro do you know where that is?"
"Bro dude of course its like the coolest house around bro!"

by garfode55 August 26, 2019

Jp

A douchebag usually tall with blonde hair and blue eyes usually likes thicc black girls, Jp is usually funny and is the class clown, is really mean online but hyper at school

Oh you are being mean

You’re such a jp

by Dog lover144 November 26, 2017

Jp

Jp is this British guy that you end up meeting on some weird app during Covid in 2020 and talk for a lil, then block eventually. He is super hot and funny, has a great penis but refuses to fly to America to see the most amazing hot funny cool smart sexiest woman on the planet.

“Hey is that JP?? I had sex with him last night” … her friend: “yea me too”

“Oh my God JP don’t stop I’m about to cum!”

“Jp stop being a pussy and come see me in NY, please :)”

by TruthBeTold9 December 27, 2023

Jp

“Just playin”

I’m jp with u

by Is right December 27, 2021