Slop Journalism

1. The journalistic equivalent of reheated cafeteria leftovers — rushed, messy, and guaranteed to make you regret consuming it. Facts are half-cooked, quotes are cherry-picked, and Twitter drama is treated like Watergate.

2. Reporting so desperate for clicks it sacrifices accuracy, nuance, and dignity. Think: screenshots of tweets as “investigations,” anonymous DMs as “whistleblowers,” and influencers’ bad hair days framed as “the downfall of society.”

Taylor Lorenz is the LeBron James of slop journalism.

by Uhhhhh BaaaAAaased August 31, 2025

drunk journal

(noun) A drunk journal is the product of "Wasted Wednesday." This device originated when a girl named Sarah and a boy named Phillip in a Midwestern town began writing thoughts, ideas, drawings and whatever they please into a private journal while under the influence of a certain amount of alcohol. The purpose of a drunk journal is to find joy and answers the following day as you attempt to read it aloud. This immediately results in laughter and memories, which otherwise would have been wasted.

Did you read the drunk journal yet?

by boobylips January 28, 2014

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Allison America Beatrice Christina Fucking Robles Soler Does Not Journal Anything Down

Allison America Beatrice Christina Fucking Robles Soler Does Not Journal Anything Down

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

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by Adujasty343 July 14, 2025

hit-and-run journalism

Reporting on a story, then when the story turns out to be a hoax, you don't retract the story.

The Jessie smollett saga is pure hit-and-run journalism

by Sexydimma September 19, 2022

Hit and run journalism

When the facts of the story you're reporting on don't fit your version of historiography.

What is hit and run journalism anyways? Is it related to fake news?

by Sexydimma October 9, 2022