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Japanese Combat Boots 

flip flop sandals or Japanese Combat Boots

Japanese food fight 

When you and your sexual partner shit in plastic bags and afterwards, smack each other with them
Mike: So I heard you had a Japanese food fight with Suzanne last night.
Ted: Yeah, it was pretty cool, but now I have a bad taste in my mouth.
Japanese food fight by vasdeferens January 22, 2010

japanese jacuzzi 

the act of gargling a nut sack with a mouth full of warm water
She had a mouth half full with water. I put my bolas in the mouth, she gargled, i moaned, happy ending, boom-japanese jacuzzi

Japanese Walrus Sandwich 

When a shemale fucks you in the ass through a rip in your pants, resembling a walrus' teeth. This is called a Japanese Walrus Sandwich, which is recommended never to try.
OMG! I just saw this porn and the shemale gave him a Japanese Walrus Sandwich!

Sonny: Why is Brandon walking like that?
Myles: Oh, Ryan gave him a Japanese Walrus Sandwich.

Japanese Microwave 

To fart under the covers of a bed and then use the bed sheet to fan and focus the noxious gas to your partners face, a quick version of the Dutch oven
Toni let rip a huge one and Fin quickly flicked the blanet giving her a Japanese microwave.

Japanese Smack Shack 

A simile describing a painful and humiliating task, like working in a Japanese Smack Shack, where customers pay to beat up employees.
"How do you rate England's chances in the World Cup?"
"Like a whale taking an internship in a Japanese Smack Shack".