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Israel

1. A place where Jews lived for 2000 years until the Romans killed them all and then Arabs settled there
2. A country in the Middle East
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Dude Jesus is my favorite European figure!’
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Jesus is from Israel and he wasn’t white you dumb fuck!
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The donkeys of the middle east and the least democratic country in the middle east. Seriously Saudi Arabia A FUCKING MONARCHY is more democratic then Israel.

The Apartheid state of modern times and has been terrorizing since May 14th 1948

The only Jewish state was built on the blood of innocent civilians
Retard: Hey, do you want to go to my ancestral homeland of Israel
Someone with a Brain: You mean Palestine, nah its occupied by an Evil Regime

FUCK ISRAEL
by VivaPalestina May 23, 2024
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Israel stole my purse!
by AldoChillGamimg May 24, 2024
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Israeled

To make a desert bloom and turn an empty desolate land into a modern high tech multicultural society. To invent many of the inventions we take for granted and cure diseases. To enjoy life and be the only democracy in the middle East where Jews, Arabs and others all Vote and thrive.
They really Israeled that heap of junk into something amazing.
by Truth explainer May 30, 2024
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a republic in southwest Asia, on the Mediterranean: formed as a Jewish state May 1948. 7,984 sq. mi. (20,679 sq. km). : Jerusalem (but not recognized by the international community).
I love Israel it's the only true democracy in the middle east
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To be falsely accused of hate crimes by changing history, making up facts, dumbing down complex situations, relying on uneducated people interested in shouting vs. learning and thinking, and simply ignoring inconvenient facts and history. Often done by people either with limited or no substantial education or ability to engage in critical thinking or by people who have a specific agenda that requires denying reality.
You got accused by a mob of a crime in one area even though you were totally in another area? You totally got Israeled.
by urbansurburban123 May 30, 2024
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When you've been historically marginalized and murdered so the UN acknowledges your need for a homeland and votes in favor of giving you a barren wasteland to create your own state and then you get attacked by all of your neighbors for the next 75 years.
Am ISRAELED Chai.
by AmYisraelChai December 28, 2023
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