retard shoes

Any shoe with a Velcro closure. This stems for the assumption that tying laces is too difficult for a mentally challenged person, hence the Velcro. More often than not, these shoes tend to be some sort of cheap athletic shoe.
1)Dude, no club is gonna let you in with them retard shoes!

2)I ain’t going no place with you in them retard shoes! Damn, dont you have any self respect!
by Slang Monitor January 26, 2007
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Shoe effect

The effect which makes a person to change his/her sleep routine for someone he/she loves
I like her, I am afraid that I might get "Shoe effect"
by monkey_donkey May 14, 2019
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Shoe in fit

(n)
A properly conforming noun when compared to a mating description or object.
My girlfriend is a shoe in fit with the Mormons due to her regular workout routine, lack of coffee consumption, and kind personality
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shoe dodger

Derogatory

Someone stupid but has out of pure luck
performed a feat which would'nt be
otherwise possible without skill of ninja
quality or higher.

George bush isn't a ninja
only a shoe dodger.
Tom throws a frisbe, it is caught in a
updraft and never seen again.

"Tom you stupid shoe dodger, that was my
only frisbe"

Still a shoe dodger leaves his audence in
awe.

george bush
by scavanna March 02, 2009
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Shoe-horning

Verb | The act of 'slipping' something, such as an idea, political argument, or theory/concept into a conversation where it does not really fit; like using a shoehorn / shoe-horn to slip a foot into a tight-fitting shoe
"We were talking about the upcoming music festival when all of a sudden Harry and Arnold entered the conversation, continuously shoe-horning trump and politics
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shoes raggedy

thats why your shoes raggedy
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If the shoe fits

When you say something in general that could be deemed as an insult, and someone gets offended because they think you meant it towards them.
Why did you post that status about people with big noses?

Hey don't get mad if the shoe fits
by HazyX December 11, 2017
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