ION

A TV network infested with crime shows.

The schedule on ION is nothing but crime shows.

by ITK10 December 30, 2020

ion

Short for “I don’t” and typically used in texts :)

Josh: Do you play tennis?
Kayley: Ion even like sports…

by AveryIDX September 5, 2022

Ion

1. Is beautiful but not perfect
2.has big dick
3. Is the Best who you can speak about problems
3. He is timid/shy
4. He say "I don't know" because he can't explain it to the best way
5.he can 4 or more languages
6.he loves money

#Ion #money #bigdick # stressed #best person #timid

by I'd k January 3, 2017

The “Harta teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

It’s an encrypted map that can lead one to the secret dialect known as “Cristina English”. To find this ancient language one must stand in the underground temple of Oceania and chainsmoke 2 packs of Cammels. After that, the map shows a mathematical ecuation which, after solving it, shows coodinates for the Chair of Santa. Once you sit in the chair, insert 1g of Fentanil in your body and an evil wizard will come and start teaching in chinese.

A: What do you have there?
B:Just the “Harta Teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

by Sigmund from oceania November 28, 2024

ioN Flys

A Legendary Call of Duty Trickshotter in the CoD Team “ioN”

Holy shit, ioN Flys just hit a reload nac, adelia, titty nac across the map!

by Meightrix November 20, 2020

Psychadelic Vi$ions

Sometimes spelled Ps¥chadelic Vi$ions or just Psychadelic Visions is a two piece flower punk band. Consisiting of frontman anthony royce kirkland (the psychadelic visionary) and the secretive vektr. They make trippy chill sometimes hype music with influences from all genres. They are very controversial. Some call it rebel music, psychadelic music, trip hop, hipster electro, whatever. It's just dope ass music. They're live shows are fucking insane least to say.

Bob: Have you heard that new psychadelic vi$ions album?
Greg: Fuck yeah, it's the most awesome piece of music in existence!!!
Brianna: Of course, the frontman is so sexy. Swaged out. Hubby Status!!!
Bob: Bitch, I was talking about the dope ass music!
Brianna: Oh yeah, that's really good too. I love it.
Greg: Dopest shit I've heard in a while.

by theswagfinder February 9, 2012