Paranormal investigation

Done a shit load of this

Even before the spiritual reawakening

As I said ..

Sketchy behaviour

Poses questions

Sometimes you have to fuck yourself

To get said answers …

But … as long as you do

Maybe even worthy of the sacrifice

Luckily god/ spirt allows for mistakes .. chastity and atonement ….

Like for those who actually have a sense of decency and regret …

Paranormal investigation… this does not need investigation it’s all around us and some people lap it up … like cats and a saucer of milk …

by LetsTalkAboutX January 12, 2023

Pootang Invasion

The take-over or domination of a party/club/house/young farmers party/country.

Often a planned event involving a large group of rowdy gash. Itinerarys are a plus but not a necessity...

'Pootang Clan invaded me'

'Wow, I went to an amazing party last night! There was a Pootang Invasion!'

by The Pooters April 8, 2009

Sexual investigation

Noun- It basically means a slow, perverted version of sex.

Joe was creepy as fuck when he asked Taylor if he could go on a sexual investigation.

by Stickypubes69 June 20, 2014

Invisiturd

Another way of saying phantom turd when all your friends over use that phrase.

When you poop and it disappears into the U-bend of the toilet and there is no residue on your toilet paper.

"Am i imaging things? I just pooped and it's no where to be seen. It was an invisiturd."

by Bryan St. Bryan May 18, 2009

Invisibitch

The complete opposite of invisibait. Instead of somone who lurks and waits for people to log on to their chat program so they can annoy them, Invisibitches lurk on chat programs refusing to talk to anyone who doesn't message them first. They usually sit around playing video games and lurk on their chat program waiting for friends to ask them if they are there (usually knowing that they are on)

IM to Douchebag227: Hey man you there?
IM to NormalPerson: Yeah I'm just invisible.
IM to Douchebag227: Why you gotta be such an invisibitch?
IM to NormalPerson: I'm playing madden man...
IM to Douchebag227: Douchebag...

by iillilil May 19, 2009

invisibilly

1.When Bill wears his sunglasses in order to fly under the radar or to check out women undetected.

2.A man who hides behind dark glasses to avoid eye or emotional contact.

"He could check out other women while appearing to be engrossed in a conversation with his date,as long as he was was invisibilly."
"I tried to have a relationship discussion, and he went all invisibilly on me,as usual."
flying under the radar emotional stealth mode men feelings indifference sunglasses Bill

by Billsoldgf August 5, 2009

invisible husband

1.The act of a male spouse remaining perfectly still while also averting his face to avoid attracting attention. Sometimes used in response to the question "Do I look fat?"
2.Also a device used by dogs,see "invisible dog"usually with better effect.

"Lee did not want to acknowledge his wife's question,so he went invisible husband to diffuse the situation."
invisible husband invisible dog avoidance spouse conflict avoidance avoidance

by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009