Inverted Taco

A girls vagina, somewhat beefy looking, potentially very stanky, very long torn up labia.

I don't know about your inverted taco tonight Julia, it's pretty rank, somewhat diseased, and clearly stanky.

by Scud September 12, 2003

Inverted Porcupine

Slut - meaning if you inverted a porcupine, there would be a lot sticking in as opposed to sticking out - see Pin Cushion

That broad is a total inverted porcupine...

by BahamaBoy June 21, 2005

inverted chili dog

The shit that gets inside the penis after a chili dog.

I was pissing brown for a week from an inverted chili dog!

by LDi September 4, 2008

inverted cowboy

When a girl inverts the vagina then shits on the mans dick for lube to insert it easier and be woman has to be fat and has STDs

Danny laid down while shawna inverted her vagina and shit on Danny's dick and then proceeded to fuck him with her fat STD body

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~hey! Danny! Let's do an inverted cowboy!

by DirtyCowboyMan69420 April 11, 2017

inverted emo

You must be the opposite of emo- meaning white is the new black. Wearing minimal black and mainly white and BRIGHT colors is accpetable. Also, your shoes cannot have laces. I.E. kids speak in very complicated ways when saying the simplest things. Inverted Emos must be highly intelligent. They have to watch the news and be educated on global issues. If you don't have a scarily large vocabulary, then you are not I.E.. And if youspell things wrong, then you cannot ever be an I.E..

Those chicks in all white are so Inverted. They wear awesome aviators with their white outfits. An Inverted Emo person might say instead of saying 'I'm happy'- "I have sunshine on my insides."

by B & A March 31, 2008

inverted nipples

used to describe what happens when it's too cold outside.

from looking at it... when your nipples get sucked back into your chest.

by Tasha January 13, 2004

Inverted Camel Spider

A sex position opposite of the typical camel spider. Consists of constructing a spider like web a few feet above your bed. Then have your mating partner upside down (face up ass down) and fuck the shit out of her. Then as you cum you must scream "MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING".

Guy 1: "yo I mounted the hottest bitch last night"
Guy 2: "word! Which position?"
Guy1: "Inverted camel spider! It was fucking awesome!"

by Wrestla96 December 6, 2013