A sock Puppet from Late Night With Conan O'Brien that wears a tie and smokes a fake cigar. Voiced/Performed by Robert Smiegel ("Saturday TV Funhouse") He likes to viciously insult celebrities without fear of persecution because no one (Except Eminem) is going to look like an ass trying to come at a Puppet Dog. Triumph's three major enemies are Eminem, J-Lo, and Star Jones.
"J.Lo, J.Lo the giant tail-o
For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still.
I sniffed Elton John's butt for a thrill.
I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely
She let loose a BOMB that was bigger than Gigli!"
- I Keed
For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still.
I sniffed Elton John's butt for a thrill.
I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely
She let loose a BOMB that was bigger than Gigli!"
- I Keed
by G-Union 2 July 31, 2004
A puppet of a dog that goes around and bashes everyone and everything. The voice of the puppet is a real good comedian and adds-on the humor to the little thing itself. His best bashing was of the Star Wars Nerds at the Rockfeild Theatre. If you didn't see it, someone would strongly suggest that you do.
"Look at this one! Its like, some sort of super nerd. Biologicly enginered in a lab, made up of parts from lesser nerds!" -triumph the comic insult dog
by merasane October 24, 2006
by National insult Brent day November 1, 2019
carpet burn, cumberworld, shitty tittie, sasquatch, crigger, nig dig, voldemort nose holes lookin ass, onion, fan,bum,fishy bitch,white mouse,: etc
by leccksee&larry April 24, 2020
by trevortherovert July 6, 2005
(TOID sounds funny.) The overuse of insults you commonly see on YouTube comment sections, or arguments on Facebook. Such words as fag, bitch, pussy, queer, ho, (sometimes) nigga, lame-ass, dumb ass, dick, and a ton of others can probably be named, but there's too many, because people have such an amazing vocabulary, even though most of them spell like kindergartners. Also, when faced with a good comeback, they either:
1. Say the exact same words they used again.
2. Say stupid, having nothing else to say.
OR
3. Close the browser window, obviously feeling defeated.
1. Say the exact same words they used again.
2. Say stupid, having nothing else to say.
OR
3. Close the browser window, obviously feeling defeated.
TOID victim: ur a fag.
Smart Person: A fag is a bundle of sticks.
TOID victim: shut the fuk up dumbazz niqqa.
Smart Person: Dang. You're pretty old for a 2nd Grader...
TOID victim: ur stoopid. *closes browser window*
The Online Insult Disease (TOID) that you'll probably see mainly on YouTube.
Smart Person: A fag is a bundle of sticks.
TOID victim: shut the fuk up dumbazz niqqa.
Smart Person: Dang. You're pretty old for a 2nd Grader...
TOID victim: ur stoopid. *closes browser window*
The Online Insult Disease (TOID) that you'll probably see mainly on YouTube.
by The One Called...Nevermind... March 20, 2014
I Keed I Keed , I'm Joking With U! Just Like A Dog!} He might become a BIGGER rappa than 2 Pac! Come Poop with Me!
by OLSKOO December 3, 2003