An attention starved tattoo addict. They need to have as many tattoos as possible. Certain to live a life of regret when the middle age sag causes all that ink to look like greasy smears....
"I don't mean to be an Ink twinkie but I have a 2 inch area on my foot that I can squeeze another swallow of star on. Which one should I do?"
by longrider700 January 30, 2015

by Scarred & Tatted April 2, 2022

by NotARealChef October 10, 2018

When a rather grizzly and sweaty gay man bursts through your closet door at night and ejaculates into your room, then disappearing back into the closet, never to be seen again.
by Kennith of the long schlong November 16, 2017

A: You got any tats ?
B: Don't have any dude, I'm an ink virgin.
With his rocker hair, big muscles, thick beard and face shrapnel, you wouldn't guess Max is an ink virgin when he's wearing long sleeves.
B: Don't have any dude, I'm an ink virgin.
With his rocker hair, big muscles, thick beard and face shrapnel, you wouldn't guess Max is an ink virgin when he's wearing long sleeves.
by Famasse November 7, 2018

by Ink squad December 25, 2017

John: dude, I got this sick tat for my grandma last week.
Mark: siiiick
John: but now I have wicked ink fever, want to go get tatted by my buddy, Greg?
Mark: siiiick
John: but now I have wicked ink fever, want to go get tatted by my buddy, Greg?
by STAY of 2015 HWRHS February 25, 2017
