Flesh tongs

Another name for your fingers.

James wasn’t able to pick up the lettuce for his taco with the regular tongs, so he used his flesh tongs.

by Wtrsthegreat November 14, 2018

flesh mattress

anyone so much bigger than their sexual partner that they're always on the bottom because it's too dangerous for them to be on top

I passed out on my flesh mattress after I finished fucking her. Slept like a baby.

by ezpei April 18, 2014

Flesh trumpet

Term used for ones penis

"See that girl over there?"
"Yeah"
"She plays the flesh trumpet real good"

by f_t March 05, 2010

flesh quilt

when kissing/shagging a girl (normally outside) and you put her on top of you to keep warm.

"broseph, wheren't you cold?" "nah bra i had my flesh quilt"

by Briceman January 11, 2010

Flesh Pet

Slang for one's own human children. "Flesh pet" is the antonym of "fur baby."

I gotta go pick up my flesh pets from daycare.

My flesh pet has a doctor's appointment, so I'll be late to the 1:30 meeting.

by JoeTurquoise October 15, 2020

Flesh Panopticon

The Flesh Panopticon is a large organism of unknown type, similar to the Flesh Prison. It is found in P-2: WAIT OF THE WORLD as the first of the two bosses. It releases Sisyphus Prime upon death, although the latter tore his way out of the Panopticon by himself

Sisyphus prime: "This prison… To hold ME?" (Sisyphus breaking out of the Flesh Panopticon)

by soundwave's bitch July 22, 2023

Flesh Snorkel

Flesh Snorkel is another name for a penis. It is referred to in this manner due to a male's penis diving into a female's moistened meat clam, thereby snorkeling.

"Man she was so ready, her nanner curtains were so moist that I rammed my flesh snorkel right in!"

by Genjio July 23, 2015