This type of beard is located in the genitalia region. Typically basement beards consist of dark, usually curly coarse hair, aka pubes. It is not recommended that men with traditional facial beards, and women with basement beards, engage in cunninglingus activity.
"Hey babe, for Valentine's Day, I trimmed my basement beard into the shape of a heart for you"
^that's love right there
^that's love right there
by Dault December 17, 2013

The male version of a basement hoe Lives in the basement. Only drinks mountain dew. No job, no car, no money. Always thinks everyone is stealing his shit.
by Fatjunkie October 8, 2018

1.The butt ; i.e., the anus , or anal canal
Deriving from:
2. An unfinished basement ; specifically one with a dirt floor
Deriving from:
2. An unfinished basement ; specifically one with a dirt floor
Example: ¹
*Someone puts their hand dangerously close to my ass crack *
"No key, no entry to my dirt basement"
Example: ²
"I only go in my dirt basement for laundry. It's too dampand smelly to be in it all the time."
*Someone puts their hand dangerously close to my ass crack *
"No key, no entry to my dirt basement"
Example: ²
"I only go in my dirt basement for laundry. It's too dampand smelly to be in it all the time."
by less_jess October 19, 2019

by Dawcy wacy March 26, 2016

An explosive bomb made with everyday supplies such as household items.
Typically an optional weapon that could be used for school shootings and or robbery.
DIY Bomb
Typically an optional weapon that could be used for school shootings and or robbery.
DIY Bomb
They were threatened when the person showed them the Basement Bomb in their backpack.
A student brought and ignited a Basement Bomb in the school cafeteria, which exploded!
A student brought and ignited a Basement Bomb in the school cafeteria, which exploded!
by MyNameDeez January 10, 2022

Laureny basement is cool and awesome. She brings McDonald’s and other fast foods items. And let you use the WiFi
by Ilovemyself78 June 21, 2020

Farting with such magnitude while one is seated on a sofa that others can hear and possibly feel the fart thunderclap through the sofa.
Feels similar to a large base-tube when it is cranked. May or may not exhibit an odour.
This is often confused with minor earth tremors and after-shocks.
Feels similar to a large base-tube when it is cranked. May or may not exhibit an odour.
This is often confused with minor earth tremors and after-shocks.
Hot Woman: Ahhh... What was that...?
Bean Eating Dude: What was what?
Hot Woman: I heard a loud crackling thunder and the ground shook through my ass.
Bean Eating Dude: O' that was just me shaking the basement a little.
Hot Woman: You're disgusting.
Bean Eating Dude: I should change my underwear.
Bean Eating Dude: What was what?
Hot Woman: I heard a loud crackling thunder and the ground shook through my ass.
Bean Eating Dude: O' that was just me shaking the basement a little.
Hot Woman: You're disgusting.
Bean Eating Dude: I should change my underwear.
by Rolene M December 24, 2010
