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Israel

The only existing Jewish State that is the carrier of the world. Without it, everyone will fall.
The IDF is one of the defenses of Israel
by Lupo-ProIsraeli March 20, 2024
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Israel

A Jewish state that is in the same location as the ancestral Jewish homeland Judaea. The land where all Jews are indigenous to— even Ashkenazi Jews, who traveled to Europe after being exiled from Judea by the Romans who renamed the land Syria Palestina in an (obviously successful) effort to deny Jewish history.

The home of the destroyed first and second Jewish Temple, which was covered up by the Al Aqsa mosqu in an effort to deny Israel’s history.

A land archeology reveals Jews and Hebrews have inhabited for millennia.

A land where all people live with equal rights
Jew, go back to where you came from!

Okay, I’ll pack my bags and go to Israel 🇮🇱
by ILikeFacts December 27, 2023
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Israeled

When someone starts a major fight with you and then gets others to blame you for fighting back.
I was just walking down the street and out of no where he punched me in the face; I hit him back a few times, and then police appeared and he got them to charge me with assault. I was Israeled.
by bill3733 December 26, 2023
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Israel

Is a man that loves skibiti toilet to the ends of the earth
You're such an Israel.
by Isthismyhandle May 1, 2024
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Israeled

Taking something that belongs to someone else.

This is the most common definition. It refers to claiming ownership of something that isn't yours, often through force or manipulation.
After the group project, everyone else did most of the work, but John ended up taking all the credit and basically Israeled the whole grade.
by SlangCity April 7, 2024
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Israeled

What you call yourself when you claim victim to Colonialism, when you're just simply Antisemetic.
Person 1: A random guy just stole my car keys! I've been Israeled!

Person 2: Were you gonna drive your car to suck off Hitler?
by Homophobia Is A W December 30, 2023
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